Post something that's not true

[Iron Mike]

[oregonpackfan]

I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

[Partial]

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

Okay, sign him up! Do you want the chaps with or without the metal studs?

[Joemailman]

TT should trade Donald Driver for Pacman Jones.

[Charles Woodson]

I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

Pshh what are you talking about... IM Anna Nicoles babys daddy, im also her secret young husband!

[Jimx29]

I hope to be able to shovel 12"-15: of wet, heavy snow throughout this weekend

[GrnBay007]

I love shoveling snow!!!

at least 8 inches so far.....8-16 predicted.

[esoxx]

I like 25 mph winds in this weather. I like to be bitch-slapped.

[Zool]

I love 3 inches of snow, followed by an inch of rain, followed by 2 inches of show. Its like a shit sammich.

[Kiwon]

I don't find it sadly ironic that people are dying on icey roads throughout the Midwest while at the same time Al Gore is the odds-on favorite to win an Oscar for his science fiction movie on man-made global warming.

[Joemailman]

Kiwon is not a right wing nut case.

[BallHawk]

I didn't laugh loudly when I read Joe's above statement.

[CyclonePackFan]

It hasn't been 70 degrees and sunny here in Houston all weekend

[Kiwon]

Kiwon is not a right wing nut case.

The witch from the Wizard of Oz, "I'm melting......!" Wait, that was water. Oh no, water can melt people! Hmm...there must be a new environmental industry that can be developed to profit from this.

Note to self: Remember to refrain from thinking for yourself and using common sense regarding global warming. Challenging the latest state religion might be offensive to others and invite personal attacks.

[Brando19]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited about the Academy Awards tonight!