Favorite TV/Movie Quote

[Charles Woodson]

The office: Thats what she said

[Brando19]

The Truman Show: Good morning! And in case I don't see you...good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Dumb and Dumber: I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

[Iron Mike]

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[Partial]

"Crime called in sick; I like that"

[mraynrand]

"We have that question under scrutinization, and if such scrutinization yeilds negative, I feel we must maximize our efforts."

-General Maynard M. Mitchell, M*A*S*H

[SkinBasket]

Fight Club.

Tyler: "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

[mraynrand]

"Beatin' guys up makes you hungry"
"Do you feel that's an appropriate subject for a school newspaper"
"It's the 20th century, Dad."
"The first thing they do is shut down the press and imprison the intellectuals."
"I loved your essay on the clitoris! I showed it to my mother"
"I ain't no fuckin' Indian, that's just something I made up"
"Well, 11:00. Another day down the tubes never to return"
"I'm dying Mr. Tanneran. Just like that girl in the poem. Only faster. And with a hard-on."

Vision Quest

[Zool]

"Its an .88 magnum. It shoots through schools"

[SkinBasket]

"Its an .88 magnum. It shoots through schools"

Where's that from?

[Zool]

Johnny Dangerously

[Freak Out]

"Death to all who oppose us!"

Heavy Metal.

[mraynrand]

This isn't a direct quote, but it's an attempt to recapture a soliloquy by Howard Cossell as he said adieu to Oscar Madison and Felix Unger at the end an Odd Couple episode:

"And so another long day's journey into night for the gifted one when he had to surmount the mediocrities around him; but at least on this occassion, it was exposed to the entire public the utter paucity of talent of a given sportswriter and a given photographer. Fare thee well friends, I could never gracefully bow."

[red]

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

-Homer J. Simpson

[Charles Woodson]

Ice cream? when the fuck did we get ice cream? -The ringer

[mraynrand]

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

-Homer J. Simpson

"Well, boy, you tried and you failed. The lesson is: Never try."

-Homer J. Simpson