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The Dixie Chicks win 5 Grammys including two in the “Country†category more than two years after declaring that they don't want to be associated with Country music fans.
Al Gore is nominated for a Nobel Prize and his film for an Oscar. Say what?
I think I'll continue this parallel universe and nominate Britney Spears for “Mother of the Year.†She's the coolest 25 year-old mother of two that has ever lived. Why share once-in-a-lifetime precious moments at home with your 1 year-old and five-month old kids when you can don a bikini and dance in a cage at a nightclub? Grandma must be proud.
She's redefining motherhood for a new millennium. Always on the cutting edge, she's a walking parenting manual for the legions of pre-teens that idolized her and dutifully adopted the Britney-look.
Critics say that she is self-absorbed, egotistical, and immature. I say that the critics are missing her greatness. She is a prototype. A pioneer. Children need loving parents? How passé. Motherhood is about her, her feelings, her freedom, her happiness. If she's happy then the kids will be happy. Besides, kids have the Internet. What more do they need?
When her five-month old grows up, he'll be the envy at school as his classmates will have a photo of his mother's crotch as a background on their notebook computers. She is so cool! Why didn't anyone think of doing that before?
She deserves to win “Mother of the Year†because she breaks all the rules and scatters the pieces no matter the consequences. She’s a risk-taker, the kind of avant-garde mother the world needs today. She frees us from our oppressive traditional view of what a good mother is and brings us to a new place of understanding; Becoming a parent and bringing life into this world shouldn’t change the focus – It’s all about me. Thank you, Britney, for freeing us from the notion of parental responsibility.
It is, therefore, with extreme sarcasm and disdain, that I hereby nominate Britney Spears, humanitarian, for “Mother of the Year.â€
Al Gore is nominated for a Nobel Prize and his film for an Oscar. Say what?
I think I'll continue this parallel universe and nominate Britney Spears for “Mother of the Year.†She's the coolest 25 year-old mother of two that has ever lived. Why share once-in-a-lifetime precious moments at home with your 1 year-old and five-month old kids when you can don a bikini and dance in a cage at a nightclub? Grandma must be proud.
She's redefining motherhood for a new millennium. Always on the cutting edge, she's a walking parenting manual for the legions of pre-teens that idolized her and dutifully adopted the Britney-look.
Critics say that she is self-absorbed, egotistical, and immature. I say that the critics are missing her greatness. She is a prototype. A pioneer. Children need loving parents? How passé. Motherhood is about her, her feelings, her freedom, her happiness. If she's happy then the kids will be happy. Besides, kids have the Internet. What more do they need?
When her five-month old grows up, he'll be the envy at school as his classmates will have a photo of his mother's crotch as a background on their notebook computers. She is so cool! Why didn't anyone think of doing that before?
She deserves to win “Mother of the Year†because she breaks all the rules and scatters the pieces no matter the consequences. She’s a risk-taker, the kind of avant-garde mother the world needs today. She frees us from our oppressive traditional view of what a good mother is and brings us to a new place of understanding; Becoming a parent and bringing life into this world shouldn’t change the focus – It’s all about me. Thank you, Britney, for freeing us from the notion of parental responsibility.
It is, therefore, with extreme sarcasm and disdain, that I hereby nominate Britney Spears, humanitarian, for “Mother of the Year.â€
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