Britney Spears - Mother of the Year

[Iron Mike]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

It's kind of hard to run toxicology tests on hair if you have a person that has no hair.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

It's kind of hard to run toxicology tests on hair if you have a person that has no hair.

Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner.

Anyone who doesn't think K-fed's lawyers wouldn't use her partying as a way of increasing his divorce payout is...well, not a lawyer.

[GBRulz]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

Step away from the crack pipe.... Britney and clever do not belong in the same sentence. Now, when she can self promote herself for over 2 decades like Madonna...I might call her clever!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

Step away from the crack pipe.... Britney and clever do not belong in the same sentence. Now, when she can self promote herself for over 2 decades like Madonna...I might call her clever!

Considering that she has been in the public eye as Britney Spears almost 10 years, i'd say she is doing quite well. We won't even consider her work with the MM club or the commercials and off broadway work she did prior to joining the MM club.

Regardless of your opinion, shaving her head was clever. Beats a toxicology report, and keeps her in the public eye. She could have easily have shaved it at home.

To quote David St. Hubbins, "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

[Scott Campbell]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

It's kind of hard to run toxicology tests on hair if you have a person that has no hair.

Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner.

Anyone who doesn't think K-fed's lawyers wouldn't use her partying as a way of increasing his divorce payout is...well, not a lawyer.

So how does swinging that umbrella at the Paparazi fit into her ingenious little plot to win custody?

[BallHawk]

Wow. You guys are really slow. I guess it takes a crack head like Tyrone to figure out why someone would shave their head.

C'mon, people. THINK. Britney hasn't lost it...she is quite clever.

It's kind of hard to run toxicology tests on hair if you have a person that has no hair.

Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner.

Anyone who doesn't think K-fed's lawyers wouldn't use her partying as a way of increasing his divorce payout is...well, not a lawyer.

So how does swinging that umbrella at the Paparazi fit into her ingenious little plot to win custody?

It has something to do with on-again-off-again rehab stunts. We just don't know how to put the pieces together yet.

[Scott Campbell]

So all that's left for her to do now is to keep her 3 trips to rehab this week out of the media. Then the judge will never know about the drug problem.

Very clever.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

So all that's left for her to do now is to keep her 3 trips to rehab this week out of the media. Then the judge will never know about the drug problem.

Very clever.

Rehab for, lets say alcohol is one thing...who knows what other substances she has tried or is addicted to. All a judge will know is she went to rehab, the rest is privileged info. Most judges or Americans are accustomed to alcohol problems and while i wouldn't say sympathetic, they are at least not shocked by it. If it is heroin or something like that, it is much more severe in the court of public opinion.

Even you, mr. campbell can't deny that.

As for swinging an umbrella..c'mon..no lawyer is going to bring that up as relevant in determing her "fitness" to be a mom. This case won't ever go to court, this is merely jockeying for more money.

If anything, most people are against the paparrazi and would be inclined to understand if not empathize with her. The paparrazi has endured much worse from the stars...baldwin, penn, etc.

[Scott Campbell]

The only point I'm playfully trying to make is that all the recent kooky behavior isn't the traditional recipe for winning a custody suit.

[mraynrand]

To quote David St. Hubbins, "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

I prefer: "Here lies David St. Hubbins, and why not?"

Or more appropriate perhaps to Britt, would be Nigel Tufnel saying "You can't dust for vomit."

I though the umbrella thing was her attempt to audition for "Singing in the Rain"

And who can argue with the staying power of Madonna? I thought she would never top her rendition of "The Gambler" in "Vision Quest," but it pales in comparison, doesn't it, to her performance in "Swept Away"

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The only point I'm playfully trying to make is that all the recent kooky behavior isn't the traditional recipe for winning a custody suit.

Kooky...as per hollywood? A town that has no problems embracing downey, lohan, etc. Britney hasn't done anything out of the ordinary in hollywood.

What is kooky? Shaving your head to prevent a toxicology report isn't kooky. That is just smart.

My point is that she won't have a custody battle. And, she took away a potential threat. Most likely she overreacted to some implied threat or innuendo.

[MadtownPacker]

Very wise Tyrone, sounds like some stuff the dude on the show Kung Fu would hear from his master.

All that dumb skank has to do is show KDeadbeat the money and he will go away. He dont want no kid, he wants to live it up.

Besides, if it was a woman she would be get a big ass chunk of $$$, why shouldnt a man get the same?

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did she really solve anything by shaving her head? the hair is still out there, in fact i think its still for sale on e-bay

if the judge really wanted too, couldn't he seize the hair, run a dna test on it to make sure its hers, then run a drug test on it.

if she was really smart she would have kept the hair after shaving it off, and burning it somewhere

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She looks like the chick from V for Vendetta.

she is no where near as hot as natalie portman. portman could pull off that look

Britney Spears used to be the hottest chick on the planet.

Natalie Portman is not hot. She was never near the level of hotness Britney was.

Portman is way hotter! Brittney has gone from tease to total skank. Portman just keeps getting hotter! One big thing to point out in these pics is that the Brittney pic is total airbrush to remove the skank hillbilly. Portman has no hair and is in a casual setting with no special lighting and probably not much makeup. Still Hot IMO !!! 8)

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i'd sleep with her in a second.