So, whats going on?

[Iron Mike]

...I think Marvin Gaye wants to know the same thing:

[Zool]

I cant believe I am linking this. Its in my top 5 of worst songs ever written.



But its relatively funny.

[SkinBasket]

The snowplow broke my mailbox. I want blood!

Those fuckers from the village actually fixed the fucking thing. Who says taxes are a waste of money? See, I paid the fucker who plowed over the mailbox, and I just paid the fucker who came and fixed it. Where's the waste in that?

[Partial]

...I think Marvin Gaye wants to know the same thing:

Marvin Gaye kind of looks like Jerome Bettis. Anyone else see it?

[SkinBasket]

[SkinBasket]

So beautiful...

[Charles Woodson]

Btw i dont know if anyones saw it, but Reno 911 was hilarious, but of course thats coming from someone who likes these types of crude, flat out wrong movies 8)

[GrnBay007]

Catholic Humor

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then
walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where
I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."

[SkinBasket]

There's fucking paper everywhere.

[Zool]

I guess I've never used fucking paper.

[Partial]

You should try it, it really allows you to last a lot longer.

[SkinBasket]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

[Charles Woodson]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

well whenever i see my cat puke i avoid it and pretend like its not there. Then wait for mom to clean it up

but the problem with my damn cat is that we put it on wet food as apposed to all he can it dry, and so once he has his can of wet he starts meowing for more. So we get tired and give him some dry. He scarfs it done and then the next morning pukes it right back up

[SkinBasket]

My fucking cat just puked again, which is no big surprise when you own a cat. Little slut is worse than Mary Kate and Ashley.

So, other cat owners out there, how often do you get the pleasure of cleaning up your cat's regurgitation?

well whenever i see my cat puke i avoid it and pretend like its not there. Then wait for mom to clean it up

but the problem with my damn cat is that we put it on wet food as apposed to all he can it dry, and so once he has his can of wet he starts meowing for more. So we get tired and give him some dry. He scarfs it done and then the next morning pukes it right back up

you're a lot like my cat.

[MJZiggy]

When my dog needs to barf she goes over by the door. I let her out and she barfs out in the yard.