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Sandra Bullock looks FANTASTIC.... what grace.... how could she have diddled with that "open sore herpe" better known as Jesse James? Scum that he is....

anywhoo...

and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1949.... " Baby, It's Cold Outside" from "Neptune's Daughter".... Frank Loesser...

Side Bar... I find it quite amusing that "they" (the talking head asshole on ABC) just compared Colin Firth to the Green Bay Packers.... stretch much.... relative much? Asshole much?

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Jennifer Hudson is AMAZING!!!! COLIN FIRTH IS GOING TO WIN!!!! In the words of Joe Namath... "I GUARANTEE IT!"... I hope....

anywhoo... I'm fast forwarding...

and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1971.... "Shaft" from the movie "Shaft".... Isaac Hayes...

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5 minutes to countdown and I'm on PINS AND NEEDLES!!! I'm an ex-theater major who is now a "foodie" (there's a stretch)... I love the fact that Hallie Berry just said she was a "slave" to fashion... maybe it's just me... lmao at that... anywhoo....

and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1972.... "The Way We Were" from "The Way We Were"... Alan Bergman, Marvin Hamlisch....

Barbra Streisand's fingernails were mesmerizing in this movie... she can, like Karen Black, look beautiful one minute and absolute shit the next... anyway... here we go...

Robert Redford... ummm.... mmmmm......

What I wouldn't give for a manic "Jewess" to be feeding me pot roast in an absolute adoring frenzy.....

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I'm beside myself with Oscar fever... we're on commercial now... so ... here we go....

and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1975.... "I'm Easy" from "Nashville".... Keith Carradine

OMG... they've trotted Kirk Douglas out... how awful... I thought he was dead... this is pathetic... oh Kirk.... wow...

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BRAVO to Melissa... can't understand a word Kirk is saying but I'm glad he's still alive to say them....

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and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1976.... "Evergreen" from "A Star Is Born".... Barbra Streisand, Paul Williams.....

My God.... this woman can look so attractive but yet so repulsive at the same time... depending... I love Barbra.... Rumor has it that she wanted Elvis to "star" in the role opposite her instead of Kristofferson but Elvis died before that could come to fruition.... Kristofferson claims that he was totally wasted during the filming and can't remember much... Stabler moment...

Back to Oscar....

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YES!!! THE KING'S SPEECH!!!

"My father always said I would be a late bloomer"... nice start to the speech.... this subject hits close to home... well done...

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We'll skip 1977 as it is that douchebag Debbie with "You Light Up My Life".... I just threw up a little in my mouth...

moving along

and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1981.... "Arthur's Theme" from "Arthur"... Peter Allen, Burt Bacharach, Chris Cross, Carol Bayer Sager....

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COLIN FIRTH!!!! I KNEW IT!!! THE KING'S SPEECH!!!!

on another note... MR. DARCY!!!!! I first swooned over Colin Firth in Pride and Predjudice.... who wouldn't..... unless you have nary a pulse....

Back to Oscar.....

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YES YES YES!!!!! THE KING'S SPEECH WINS!!!!

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and the Oscar goes to.... Best Original Song of 1982.... " Up Where We Belong" from "An Officer and a Gentleman"... Will Jennings, Jack Nitzsche, Buffy Sainte-Marie....

Hamsters optional.....

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Hot... Sweet... Sticky....good things to be....