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Sir Eagle Cock III
Join me now as I sing you a tale, the greatest you've ever heard
of the bravest of men, the slayer of gunts
Sir eagle cock the third
He comes from a place its a magical world
When things are just not quite real
where a man with no legs runs a charity race
and could still finger Jessica Biel
The man with no penis has come to redeem us
and save us from all we fear
Sea turtles of doom, and vaginas ungroomed
and the gerbils of Richard Gere
he's a man you can count on, he'll climb any mountain
and always he's up for fun
if your chick has a friend
he will always pretend that the bitch isn't ugly or dumb
There once was a time without reason or rhyme
when the one legged sea gunt awoke
it was death or romance and so off came his pants
and he gave her a chairty poke
So gather round children, be silent and listen
to stories you've never heard
of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of dick boom
A hero who's half man, half bird
If you think that you've seen it, you'll only have dreamed it
cause eagles have no dick or balls
a cock in name only
he has no baloney
our hero has no cock at all
Sir Eagle Cock III
Join me now as I sing you a tale, the greatest you've ever heard
of the bravest of men, the slayer of gunts
Sir eagle cock the third
He comes from a place its a magical world
When things are just not quite real
where a man with no legs runs a charity race
and could still finger Jessica Biel
The man with no penis has come to redeem us
and save us from all we fear
Sea turtles of doom, and vaginas ungroomed
and the gerbils of Richard Gere
he's a man you can count on, he'll climb any mountain
and always he's up for fun
if your chick has a friend
he will always pretend that the bitch isn't ugly or dumb
There once was a time without reason or rhyme
when the one legged sea gunt awoke
it was death or romance and so off came his pants
and he gave her a chairty poke
So gather round children, be silent and listen
to stories you've never heard
of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of dick boom
A hero who's half man, half bird
If you think that you've seen it, you'll only have dreamed it
cause eagles have no dick or balls
a cock in name only
he has no baloney
our hero has no cock at all
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