Whose Bright Idea

[MJZiggy]

Just thinking of my dinner options and it occurred to me to wonder:

Whose bright idea was it to stick a can of beer in the backside of a chicken and cook it?

[Patler]

Safe to say...it wasn't the chicken!

[Zool]

It cooks a hell of a bird that way.

[packinpatland]

I've heard of the French putting a whole onion or two inside a chicken then cooking it.
The can of beer thing had to have originated from the UP

[MJZiggy]

The can of beer thing had to have originated from the UP

You're probably right, but while I'm at it, pastel colored toilet paper to match the bath decor?? (or was that kleenex)

[packinpatland]

How'd you know my mother inlaw has a 'lavender' loo?...............with matching paper!!!!

[MJZiggy]

Does it have the little carpet for the tank top and around the bottom? (and does she know men can't aim?)

[packinpatland]

'Yes' to the first and 'doubt it' to the second.

[MJZiggy]

Since I'm asking, whose idea was it to take a bunch of leaves, roll them up, light the thing on fire and inhale it? Especially with tobacco. You choke the first time you smoke it, so why did the first guy ever think that would be a good idea? Did he just need something to go with his coffee or what?

[oregonpackfan]

"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind..."

[MJZiggy]

Am I the only one who wonders these things?

[retailguy]

Am I the only one who wonders these things?

Yes.

[the_idle_threat]

Safe to say...it wasn't the chicken!

[packinpatland]

While you're wondering.........who was near starving person that 'slurped' that first oyster? I say near starving, nothing that nasty looking could possibly taste good.

[Badgepack]

How about eating an egg?