Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

[Kiwon]

Why is she complaining? She gets free room and board. They probably have activities like ping pong, checkers, etc.

She's probably afraid that they will teach her a new game, "Hide the soap."

[CyclonePackFan]

The individual who created that letter should be beaten. Savagely.

What the hell, I'll do it, and I'll throw in the sterilization free of charge!

[Kiwon]

The individual who created that letter should be beaten. Savagely.

What the hell, I'll do it, and I'll throw in the sterilization free of charge!

Yikes! Remind me to stay on your good side.

Don't you need a medical license to perform that procedure?

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

Will just make her more famous.

[BooHoo]

Afterwards she will probably walk around in her jail garb. Or make some type of outfit out of it to get more attention.

[Kiwon]

Will just make her more famous.

Absolutely true. Once it becomes inevitable, she should plan her strategy, report to jail early, do her time, and emerge a victorious "victim" in the eyes of her fans. This incident will extend her celebrity buzz for at least a couple of years.

[MateoInMex]

Ziggy wrote : "So what is it that Paris makes me hope for again? I'm tempted to write the Gov. and see if he can make it 90 days just so I don't have to be exposed to her for 3 months "


LMAO ZIGGY!


I wonder if Paris' "Move Bitch" tank top was the start of a ploy to be "hardcore gangsta."

Could the jail let her wear that tank top just for 1 day JUST SO THEY COULD VIDEOTAPE HER GETTING SMACKED RIGHT IN THE GRILL, or punched right in those lil' ant bites of hers by some big a$$ Iron Tit?


I know I would feel a sense of vindication having watched her get her a$$ beat on Youtube.com...then I would enjoy the simple opportunity to vent on a lame youtube message board. . .

"That's what you get for torturing us through your lackadasical blow job effort in your movie that only received semi-hard reviews.

What makes me not be able to tolerate Paris Hilton? No idea. Probably because the only time of day she'd ever give me would be the moment she'd ask me to mow her lawn.

She's already being taken over by that other Hollywood skank socialite, Kim Kardashian. At least she moves in her movies.

[oregonpackfan]

[quote="MJZiggy"]So what is it that Paris makes me hope for again? I'm tempted to write the Gov. and see if he can make it 90 days just so I don't have to be exposed to her for 3 months...

LOL!

You start the petition, MJ. I will be glad to sign it!

[BooHoo]

90? Do I hear 180 days? sold!

[Kiwon]

This is one strange chick. This is her idea of a PSA warning teens not to drink and drive. The statue has a glass in one hand, a cell phone in the other, and removable intestines. Okay......

http://www.parishiltonautopsy.com/

http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20070509&t=2&i=771987&w=450

[BooHoo]

What does she do in life anyway except get her picture taken?

[oregonpackfan]

What does she do in life anyway except get her picture taken?

She has appeared in several forgetable movies and earned some cash.

Her main claim to fame apprears to be an heiress to the Hilton estate.

[Scott Campbell]

Her main claim to fame apprears to be an heiress to the Hilton estate.

And President of the lucky sperm club.

[Kiwon]

Her main claim to fame apprears to be an heiress to the Hilton estate.

And President of the lucky sperm club.

LOL!

What's the opposite of this? Janitor in the unlucky ovum club?

[Kiwon]

Free Paris Update:

Paris Hilton to spend 23 days in jail

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.

The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-05-16-paris-shortened-sentence_N.htm

.................................................. .......................
Say what? "..jail officials gave her credit for good behavior..?"

What'd she do, show good manners by lifting her pinky when she snorted cocaine?