Lumber tycoon, 84, marries woman, 22

[Kiwon]

Ahhhhh, true love.

What's a 62 year age difference when you have so much in common?

[Rastak]

Re: Lumber tycoon, 84, marries woman, 22

Ahhhhh, true love.

What's a 62 year age difference when you have so much in common?

She hit the jack pot.....

[packinpatland]

You know, for 84 he doesn't look bad.

[Kiwon]

Re: Lumber tycoon, 84, marries woman, 22

Ahhhhh, true love.

What's a 62 year age difference when you have so much in common?

She hit the jack pot.....

Vegas, baby!

[Kiwon]

You know, for 84 he doesn't look bad.

PIP, I'm sorry to put you on the spot but you're a woman so you have a special insight.......so when they make love, what do you think is going through the mind of this 22 year old bride..............you know, on second thought let's not go there.

Yuk, I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

[Scott Campbell]

.....so when they make love, what do you think is going through the mind of this 22 year old bride.....

........there's no place like my bank account.......there's no place like my bank account....there's no place like my bank account...........

Or

I never thought I'd be making $35 million dollars per hour with just an associates degree.

Or

I call this next little move my "pacemaker buster".

[Kiwon]

.....so when they make love, what do you think is going through the mind of this 22 year old bride.....

I call this next little move my "pacemaker buster".

They're all good but this one's priceless....

[Kiwon]

Mr. 84 Lumber has been married twice before and so his 22-year old bride inherits seven children..............the oldest is 61. What does he call her, "Mom?"

"Mom, I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed tonight?"

[Jimx29]

I thought she died in Florida?

[Scott Campbell]

Mr. 84 Lumber has been married twice before and so his 22-year old bride inherits five children...........

How sweet. I'll bet she always dreamt of having "kids".

[Kiwon]

I miscounted..... it's seven step-children......most of whom are old enough to be her parents.

You can imagine some of the talk at family reunion......."Hey, Billy, I think your new Grandma looks hot in a bikini."

[GrnBay007]

I miscounted..... it's seven step-children......most of whom are old enough to be her parents.

You can imagine some of the talk at family reunion......."Hey, Billy, I think your new Grandma looks hot in a bikini."

Hey Billy, think your Grandma would buy us some beer for our graduation party?

[Joemailman]

I think she just wants to find out how big a woody a lumberman can produce.

[oregonpackfan]

Reminds me of the comment of a simlar marriage where an 80 year old guy married a bombshell blond of 21.

His adult children were appallled. Finally, his oldest 65 year old son said, "Dad, the honeymoon itself could be fatal!"

Upon hearing this comment, the 80 year old groom reflected a moment and said, "Well, if she dies, she dies..."

[GrnBay007]

I think she just wants to find out how big a woody a lumberman can produce.

LOL