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  • Forget your brain, protect your testes!

    Worried about dangerous cell phone radiation?

    Protect the important part first and then worry about your brain.

    Isabodywear underwear fends off cellphone radiation

    If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild. While the debate about just how dangerous (or not) cellphone radiation is still rages on, there's certainly a paranoid sect that will snap up anything that claims to "protect them," and this Swiss garb maker is latching onto said opportunity. The briefs are purportedly constructed with threads made of silver, which the company claims will fend off harmful cellphone radiation; moreover, in an effort to really prove just how effective these undergarments are, it suggests that phone calls originated within the confines of your new underwear simply won't connect. Reportedly, 4,000 pairs have been created so far, and for folks willing to give these a try and fill out a survey, the first 500 of you to email in and request one will seemingly have one sent out gratis. There's no word on when you can expect the Slipways to hit the market, but they should sell for CHF29.90 ($24) apiece when retailers start stocking.[Via Textually]


    I like this part: ".....in an effort to really prove just how effective these undergarments are, it suggests that phone calls originated within the confines of your new underwear simply won't connect."

    My question: During testing, if the cell phone was in the guy's underwear how'd he push the buttons? Oh...maybe I don't want to know.

  • #2
    .....set ringer to vibrate........

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    • #3
      good stuff

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      • #4
        Cell phone radiation is an al-Qaida plot to infertilize Americans! Has anyone notified George W., Dick, Karl or the Department of Homeland Security yet?

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        • #5
          hmmmm....why does my cell phone smell of ass??
          The Bottom Line:
          Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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          • #6
            Originally posted by cyberski
            hmmmm....why does my cell phone smell of ass??
            Have you been talking out of your ass?

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