Who's The More Interesting Trainwreck?

[Little Whiskey]

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thank god for the NRA!! otherwise that dude wouldn't have had that pistol to take down that beast. he'll probably have to use a silver bullet to take down rosie

[oregonpackfan]

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evolution is true!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Rosie could use a body wax!

[Kiwon]

How much tape and time would that take?

[swede]

"You Americans brought this jihad upon yourselves. You are the real terrorists!
You will reap the...are those filled doughnuts?"

[MJZiggy]

Damn. Now I have to clean off my monitor--AGAIN!!!! LMAO

[Green Bud Packer]

I just heard Rosie died.

They found her face down in Rikki Lake.

I know it's an oldie but it's a goodie.

[Kiwon]

Swede,

[the_idle_threat]

"You Americans brought this jihad upon yourselves. You are the real terrorists!
You will reap the...are those filled doughnuts?"

[packinpatland]

I just heard Rosie died.

They found her face down in Rikki Lake.

I know it's an oldie but it's a goodie.

I'm sorry, and you're only partially right, it's an oldie, but it was never a goodie.

[K-town]

Re-hab News about Lindsay Lohan, from thesuperficial.com

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to rehab after she crashed her car over the weekend and was photographed two nights later (above) completely trashed in the passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend Samantha Ronson. The NY Daily News reports:

"She finally realizes it's the right thing to do," In Touch quoted a friend of the actress as saying. "She is going willingly." The pair had just left a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when a paparazzo caught up to them at a gas station around 4a.m. yesterday ... Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal, who wore a gray hoodie but no seatbelt, when she realized a photographer was snapping away ... Ironically, the photos show a medallion dangling in front of the slumbering star from the rear-view mirror. It reads "30 Days" - a reference to the number of days of sobriety. One particularly shocking photo shows Lohan out of the car and on her knees, being watched over by two unidentified men as she seems to vomit on the sidewalk. Another shot shows what appears to be an inch-long fresh cut on the back of her left hand. It was unclear how or when she got the injury.

In Touch claims Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday afternoon...

UPDATE: It's been confirmed, Lindsay Lohan was escorted by her lawyer and checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday.

[K-town]

Britney Spears update from the superficial.com

Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a message to her fans blaming everybody else for her problems and saying she didn't need to go to rehab because she didn't have an alcohol problem. But just two nights before on Sunday, she allegedly partied so hard at the Mondrian Hotel's Sky Bar she had to be carried out of the men's restroom where she was found vomiting uncontrollably and unable to walk. The Sun reports:

She was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.
A source adds:

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.” The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.

Notice the hat and ring? [edit - site shows Britney with matching hat and ring that proclaim "F***" in rhinestone-cheesy bling] That's a good role model for her kids right there. They'd probably be better off if she just tied them to a donkey and left them in the woods. Hell, they'd receive better parenting from the inside of an oven. That was on. And filled with bees.

[K-town]

And finally...

Finally, one last one, courtesy of Nicole Ritchie.
Perhaps it's all a big plan to make Paris look good by comparison.
Though given the brain trust involved,I don't think that complex a plan could be executed by these geniuses.

From thesuperficial.com:
If you ever wondered how a proper party invitation should look, look no further. Nicole Richie sent the following email invitation for a Memorial Day party she co-hosted Sunday night.

From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party

My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

[packinpatland]

I hate the fact that I'm even wasting the time to write this.
Committ them all, let them out in 5 to 10.