What? No "Free Paris" threads?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

You're kidding right?

No, this is old news. Just do a basic search of paris hilton and valtrex on google..plenty of links.

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[Kiwon]

I didn't realize the county sheriff had the discretion to circumvent a judge's expressed order.
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Prosecutor, judge object to Hilton's early release from jail

By ROBERT JABLON, The Associated Press

2007-06-07 21:22:29.0

LOS ANGELES -
The judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail and the prosecutor who pressed for her incarceration objected Thursday to her early release for an unspecified medical condition.

"The judicial process may have been improperly circumvented in this case," said City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo. "This explanation is puzzling. Los Angeles County jail medical facilities are well-equipped to deal with medical situations involving inmates."

Sheriff Lee Baca released Hilton to serve 40 days at her Hollywood Hills home after she served three days of what was expected to be a three week stay for violating probation in a reckless driving case.

While Baca's spokesman said the judge who sentenced her had been consulted, he didn't mention that Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer objected to her release. When Sauer sentenced her last month he specifically said she could not do her time at home.

"He did not agree to the terms of release that the sheriff proposed," said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.

But Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore noted it's not unusual for inmates to finish sentences under home confinement.

The overcrowded jail system frequently releases inmates early after serving only a fraction of their sentences.

[GrnBay007]

Talk about a slap on the wrist!!

Wonder how much tax payer money they wasted on this case....only to have her "serve" her time in her mansion.

[BallHawk]

Paris is going to have to attend a hearing tomorrow at 9 AM PST to decide if she stays at home or goes back to jail.

It'll be interesting to see how the Hilton saga plays out.

[oregonpackfan]

Paris is going to have to attend a hearing tomorrow at 9 AM PST to decide if she stays at home or goes back to jail.

It'll be interesting to see how the Hilton saga plays out.

I fear another Reality TV show is in the works.

[MadtownPacker]

I fear another Reality TV show is in the works.

In the works?? That's exactly what's going on now!

The media has to be loving this shiz.

[the_idle_threat]

I heard Dennis Miller refer to it as the Shawskank Redemption.

[Zool]

Isnt any Paris thread a "Free Paris" thread? I dont think she charges.

[Kiwon]

I heard Dennis Miller refer to it as the Shawskank Redemption.

Devastating.

Paris was getting nailed too at the MTV awards while she's in the audience.
She's made herself a walking, talking cartoon character - something that can be abused without guilt and not taken seriously.

The best thing for her is to do her time in jail and rejoin the human race. If she opts for special treatment via house arrest then a significant portion of the public will turn on her permanently.

I still like this shot:

[MadtownPacker]

I heard Dennis Miller refer to it as the Shawskank Redemption.

Conan Obrien had an even better one last night.. the Rawskank Redemption.

[Partial]

I heard Dennis Miller refer to it as the Shawskank Redemption.

Conan Obrien had an even better one last night.. the Rawskank Redemption.

That was an all-around great episode. Martha is gonna shank her with a toothbrush dager!!

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah the Martha part was great too.

[BallHawk]

Hooray for the judge! Justice, for once, prevails.

Also, anybody watch the press conference afterwards? The guy yelling "Nooo!" was hilarious. Then everybody told him to shut up.

[MJZiggy]

If I said what I thought, this thread would have to be moved to the garbage can.

[packinpatland]

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Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweat shirt over slacks


.....................otherwise known as cashmere.