Got Jacked!!!

[Little Whiskey]

woke up this morning and as opened my garage door i found out that some @&%!@ stole my car!!! luckily for me it was my company's car. however, after the police showed up (had a sherriff and 3 detectives, live in the country so i guess they send the whole force) they told me that they believe he kicked the door into my garage and came into my house and took the keys out of my wife's purse. the kicker is that my son (who sleeps on that side of the house) woke up crying last night. I went into his room and noticed that my motion dectector light had turned on. I thought it had been an animal or tree branch that set it off, but could have been this jackass. hell, i could have run into him as i walked thru the kitchen. who would have thought that i'm going to have to carry my shot gun every time i go to check on my son!! he stole a bunch of tools and other crap out of my garage, but fortunalty everyone is okay!! really pisses me off and my wife is freaked out!! changed all the locks and need to re-program the door opener, since it was in the car. f-ing crack heads! this is the third car the police think he stole in my area! when the catch him, i hope they nail his ball to the wall!!

thanks for the room to vent. back to making my list of stolen shit and trying to assign some kind of value

[MJZiggy]

Holy shit, Whiskey, I'm glad everyone's ok. Sorry to hear about the theft, but that is stuff and was insured (right?). Hopefully they find whoever did it.

[Little Whiskey]

forgot to mention the bastard stole my un-open case of MGD and venison out of my freezer!!!

[MJZiggy]

forgot to mention the bastard stole my un-open case of MGD and venison out of my freezer!!!

Well see, now you didn't say that!!!

[Little Whiskey]

ya, i have insurance, however have a pretty large deductible. so i might leave the garage open tonight to see what else can be stolen!!

i thought when i would have to file a claim on my homeowners insurance it would be pretty large. (due to a fire or storm) not due to a crack-head stealing my tools!

hey mad, are you and your boys going to be intown any time soon? the cops told me where they think this dude lives. thought maybe you could provide some backup

[BallHawk]

hey mad, are you and your boys going to be intown any time soon? the cops told me where they think this dude lives. thought maybe you could provide some backup

I think Mad is too busy with other stuff, but if you want I can give you Pacman Jones' number. He should be able to get the job done.

[the_idle_threat]

Just call the Cincinnati Bengals. They got all kinds of guys who will go all "A-team" for ya!

[Kiwon]

I hate to say it but it sounds like someone (probably more than one person) who knew where a lot of your stuff was and familiar with the layout of your home.

Why wasn't he afraid of making noise? It's one thing to enter a garage and another to enter the home and rummage around a dark kitchen looking for keys.

The tools and the freezer are in the garage, right?

[BallHawk]

Just call the Cincinnati Bengals. They got all kinds of guys who will go all "A-team" for ya!

Yeah, that works great getting the car back, but driving it back to Whiskey's house is the problem. They'll probably get arrested for DUI and then the car will become property of the police.

[Joemailman]

forgot to mention the bastard stole my un-open case of MGD and venison out of my freezer!!!

No wonder they sent the whole force!

[the_idle_threat]

Whiskey will drive, of course. And with a guy named "whiskey" driving, what are the odds that they get stopped and arrested for an IUD?

[Little Whiskey]

I hate to say it but it sounds like someone (probably more than one person) who knew where a lot of your stuff was and familiar with the layout of your home.

Why wasn't he afraid of making noise? It's one thing to enter a garage and another to enter the home and rummage around a dark kitchen looking for keys.

The tools and the freezer are in the garage, right?

kiwon, not sure if the dude was staking out the place or not. he pulled the door release and lifted it up by hand. police said he did the same thing on all the other robberies.

another kick in the pants. the car is On-Star equiped, but the subscription ran out. they told the police that the only way to reactivate the service is to push the button on the mirror. I wonder if this was a terrorist threat it they could have pulled some strings and figured out a way to reactivate it and find the SOB. hell, probably would have called in an air strike it that was the case!

[Little Whiskey]

Whiskey will drive, of course. And with a guy named "whiskey" driving, what are the odds that they get stopped and arrested for an IUD?

it was just a "little" whiskey officer. i promise

[Charles Woodson]

man, that sucks they stole ur venison. well and the car. But damn venison is good.

[MadtownPacker]

Whiskey, I would be honored to have the chance to hunt these dogs down with you. I dont know how big it is where you live but over here it is not hard to find out who people are when this shit happens. These guys will get caught though cuz they keep doing it.

Glad you didnt get caught half asleep, would have been bad. Whoever this is was bold and didnt give a fuck about running into you so they might have been strapped too. If you dont have wrought iron doors you should get them.