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    I went to Barnes and Nobel on Fathers Day yesterday and came across this book entitled "Baby Girl Owners Manual" They had the baby Boy version of the book as well. I find that book essential for new dads like myself. Has anyone read that book?

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    I think I wrote it.

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    • #3
      I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
      All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig
        I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
        HAA! Wait till Jr. High!! DRAAAAMAAAAAA

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        • #5
          Re: Baby Girl Owners Manual

          Originally posted by Chubbyhubby
          I went to Barnes and Nobel on Fathers Day yesterday and came across this book entitled "Baby Girl Owners Manual" They had the baby Boy version of the book as well. I find that book essential for new dads like myself. Has anyone read that book?
          I think I saw that book too. I think the chapter on how to deal with her teenage years was informative and well illustrated. This was my fav picture:







          :P

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          • #6
            One of our secrets to raising teenage daughters was having a gravel driveway. No one came in or out with making noise.
            The other was having an alarm clock, set at their curfew time, they had to be there to turn it off. It worked!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by packinpatland
              One of our secrets to raising teenage daughters was having a gravel driveway. No one came in or out with making noise.
              The other was having an alarm clock, set at their curfew time, they had to be there to turn it off. It worked!
              Shit, thank God that i dont have that...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Charles Woodson
                Originally posted by packinpatland
                One of our secrets to raising teenage daughters was having a gravel driveway. No one came in or out with making noise.
                The other was having an alarm clock, set at their curfew time, they had to be there to turn it off. It worked!
                Shit, thank God that i dont have that...
                Which? A driveway, gravel, alarm clock, or daughters?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by packinpatland
                  The other was having an alarm clock, set at their curfew time, they had to be there to turn it off. It worked!
                  That's a great idea. My daughter is only 3 weeks old so hopefully I will remember that is 15 years.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LL2
                    Originally posted by packinpatland
                    The other was having an alarm clock, set at their curfew time, they had to be there to turn it off. It worked!
                    That's a great idea. My daughter is only 3 weeks old so hopefully I will remember that is 15 years.
                    You're already not sleeping nights.....................get used to it!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GrnBay007
                      Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig
                      I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
                      HAA! Wait till Jr. High!! DRAAAAMAAAAAA
                      My older daughter's high school years were more of a challenge for me as a father.

                      I nearly hit the roof when I found out at 15 she was going out with an 18 year old. When I ended that relationship, she accused me of "Scaring off the boys."

                      "No" I responded. "I'm just scaring off potential statutory rapists."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                        Originally posted by GrnBay007
                        Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig
                        I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
                        HAA! Wait till Jr. High!! DRAAAAMAAAAAA
                        My older daughter's high school years were more of a challenge for me as a father.

                        I nearly hit the roof when I found out at 15 she was going out with an 18 year old. When I ended that relationship, she accused me of "Scaring off the boys."

                        "No" I responded. "I'm just scaring off potential statutory rapists."

                        You were able to do this without the gravel driveway?

                        Seriously, I bet she looks back and says (maybe not out loud) 'thank you'.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                          Originally posted by GrnBay007
                          Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig
                          I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
                          HAA! Wait till Jr. High!! DRAAAAMAAAAAA
                          My older daughter's high school years were more of a challenge for me as a father.

                          I nearly hit the roof when I found out at 15 she was going out with an 18 year old. When I ended that relationship, she accused me of "Scaring off the boys."

                          "No" I responded. "I'm just scaring off potential statutory rapists."
                          eh, it depends. Was your daughter going to a large school? Alot of girls in my grade that are 15 are going out with juniors and seniors. The nice thing is that i go to a small private school so basically everyone knows each other including the parents.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Charles Woodson
                            Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                            Originally posted by GrnBay007
                            Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig
                            I have a 4 year old girl. No book in the world is helping me at this age.
                            HAA! Wait till Jr. High!! DRAAAAMAAAAAA
                            My older daughter's high school years were more of a challenge for me as a father.

                            I nearly hit the roof when I found out at 15 she was going out with an 18 year old. When I ended that relationship, she accused me of "Scaring off the boys."

                            "No" I responded. "I'm just scaring off potential statutory rapists."
                            eh, it depends. Was your daughter going to a large school? Alot of girls in my grade that are 15 are going out with juniors and seniors. The nice thing is that i go to a small private school so basically everyone knows each other including the parents.
                            Knowing the parents doesn't always mean it's a good thing. Apples sometimes do fall far from the tree.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by packinpatland
                              One of our secrets to raising teenage daughters was having a gravel driveway. No one came in or out with making noise.

                              Oh Great!! Now I gotta move before she's in HS.

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