Subject: Water or Wine

[packinpatland]

Subject: Water or wine

WATER or WINE (or any other alcoholic liquid) In a number of
carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found
in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

[oregonpackfan]

I'll bet you published this info after buying 1,000 shares of Gallos Bros, right, PIP?

[packinpatland]

You're right!
It's probably one of the few stocks NOT tanking right now.

[GrnBay007]

Wisdom of an Elderly Woman

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit
of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat
silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every
little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down
at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got
it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another
moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:

"Good trade....."


:P

[Zool]

Problem is, liquor dehydrates you. Maybe drinking filtered water is the way to go?