Keith Richards: $7 million advance

[Kiwon]

A publisher is paying Keith Richards $7 million to write his autobiography.

I may be wrong but I thought one had to actually remember his life before he could write an autobiography.

Well, he's got until 2010 to get it done. Who knows what medical advances will be made before then.

[oregonpackfan]

Wow! that picture really shows his age!

Maybe he needs the $7 million to have his face lifted along with Botox injections.

[Scott Campbell]

Wow! that picture really shows his age!

Maybe he needs the $7 million to have his face lifted along with Botox injections.

That pic was taken on his 17th birthday.

[Little Whiskey]

this is your face......this is your face after years of drugs and booze!

[MJZiggy]

Did he die and no one remembered to tell him?

[K-town]

Keith Richards cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

[Jimx29]

Thank gawd.
Now he can make his rent payment on time

[Kiwon]

Update on the snorting of his dad's ashes with cocaine incident:

"WHEN Keith Richards retracted claims that he had snorted his father’s ashes with a generous sprinkling of cocaine, he put the kibosh on one of the greatest Rolling Stones anecdotes.

But now the 63-year-old rocker has admitted he did inhale his father Bert’s remains – just not with class-A narcotics…

“The cocaine bit was rubbish,” says “Keef”, who is penning his autobiography.

“I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I’d opened his box up and said, ‘Jesus, I’ve got to do something with dad, y’know, plant the oak tree.’
“I pulled the lid off and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table. I’m going, ‘I can’t use the brush and dustpan for this’. So you just gotta like, put it together.

“What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of… y’know, he went down a treat.”
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This guy is a riot.

[oregonpackfan]

After snorting his Dad's ashes did he start singing the Stones' hit, "I Can't Get No...Satisfaction?"

[woodbuck27]

Wow! that picture really shows his age!

Maybe he needs the $7 million to have his face lifted along with Botox injections.

Now there's an advertisement for Oil of Olay.