I'm going to sue McDonald's....

[Kiwon]

Maybe John Edwards could represent our poor victim of fast food gross negligence.

says, "There are two Americas -- one that is allergic to cheese and one that is not allergic to cheese. I have fought all my life to protect hard-working Americans that can't eat cheese."

"If you make me your President, I'll fight for you against big corporations like McDonald's that threaten your life through their negligence and put cheese on your fast food orders. I say, 'Enough is enough!' Elect me as President and I'll introduce legislation that will make it a crime to mess up a fast food order. It's time for people allergic to cheese to have the right to purchase fast food and not worry that they could die with one bite."

"Elect me and you'll never have to lift the bun again to make sure that your order is correct. That's a promise I'm making to you!"

[Scott Campbell]

Maybe John Edwards could represent our poor victim of fast food gross negligence.

says, "There are two Americas -- one that is allergic to cheese and one that is not allergic to cheese. I have fought all my life to protect hard-working Americans that can't eat cheese."

"If you make me your President, I'll fight for you against big corporations like McDonald's that threaten your life through their negligence and put cheese on your fast food orders. I say, 'Enough is enough!' Elect me as President and I'll introduce legislation that will make it a crime to mess up a fast food order. It's time for people allergic to cheese to have the right to purchase fast food and not worry that they could die with one bite."

"Elect me and you'll never have to lift the bun again to make sure that your order is correct. That's a promise I'm making to you!"

Wow, I'm all tingly.

This makes me want to join hands with our oppressed lactose intolerant brothers and sisters to fight the corporate greed of evil Big Diary.

A vote for John Edwards, is a vote against the corrupt Mayor McCheese!

[Iron Mike]

After getting the food, the three drove to Clarksburg and started to eat the food in a darkened room where they were going to watch a movie, Houston said.


Hmmmm, darkened room = daytime.

Anybody besides me wonder why this young man in his early 20s (still living with his mother) wasn't, like, at a job--or otherwise productively engaged???

OK, I realize that this person could be a third-shifter. I'm guessing this isn't the case however.

JMO....but maybe instead of suing McDonald's, this young man could be serving over in Iraq where there are no darkened rooms at Mom's house in which to watch movies during the daytime with your other unemployed buddies. And when he tears into his MRE, then he could just throw away his foil-wrapped packet of Velveeta, instead of testing the allergy gods.

I guess then he could sue Uncle Sugar for taking away his right to sit on the couch and watch MTV2, all while ballooning up to 300 lbs.

[LEWCWA]

Just too damn funny! How do lawyers say this shit with a straight face?

[the_idle_threat]

Lawyers are shameless.