B-U-S-T-E-D

[Merlin]

You have to be careful in this electronic age.
Cookies can give you away. Only access certain accounts from work.

Getting paid by check you used to get your skim when you deposited it.

Now with direct deposit you have to set up getting it sent to 2 seperate accounts.

Most men have a hidden piece of paper with all their passwords and accounts on it. It cannot be kept in the house or other discoverable place.

When you go to the ATM NEVER push the button to get a receipt. Wives find them at just the wrong time.

Don't bury things in the yard. It is difficult to camoflage. The garage is the best place to keep things hidden but you have to be very careful. About 3 seasonal spots that rotate is best.

My general thoughts on that particular statement is that if you can't remember your "hidden" accounts and passwords and are dumb enough to write them down, then you deserve what you get!

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You have to be careful in this electronic age.
Cookies can give you away. Only access certain accounts from work.

Getting paid by check you used to get your skim when you deposited it.

Now with direct deposit you have to set up getting it sent to 2 seperate accounts.

Most men have a hidden piece of paper with all their passwords and accounts on it. It cannot be kept in the house or other discoverable place.

When you go to the ATM NEVER push the button to get a receipt. Wives find them at just the wrong time.

Don't bury things in the yard. It is difficult to camoflage. The garage is the best place to keep things hidden but you have to be very careful. About 3 seasonal spots that rotate is best.

Just run linux, shred documents, and use a long, complicated, random password for everything. You'll be fine.