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    Why men don't write advice columns...

    Dear Mel:

    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband
    in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the
    road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
    I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
    my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
    to her.
    I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and
    heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
    carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she
    awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting
    to break free when I ca me back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any
    clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the
    past six months.
    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months
    ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
    him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
    increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
    Can you please help?

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Sheila Usk





    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of
    faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel
    line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the
    inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
    the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carbur etor
    float chamber.
    I hope this helps.

    Mel

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      Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns...

      Originally posted by oregonpackfan
      Why men don't write advice columns...

      Dear Mel:

      I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband
      in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the
      road
      when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
      I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe
      my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love
      to her.
      That was fast. The neighbor must have been waiting outside for the wife to leave.
      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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