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  • #2
    Does she have a vagina?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    • #3
      Wait. Is this a trick?
      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      • #4
        Um, no.
        Shallow, I am.
        "What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
        Lynn Dickey, 1984

        "Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
        John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"

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        • #5
          No. Not interested in the least.
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            What does she do for HP? She is probably loaded but that does not change the fact that she is....err...rather homely.
            C.H.U.D.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Freak Out
              What does she do for HP? She is probably loaded but that does not change the fact that she is....err...rather homely.
              Executive VP.
              "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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              • #8
                Is she a Packer fan? Women who cheer for the Packers have a special alluring, aura about them...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Freak Out
                  What does she do for HP? She is probably loaded but that does not change the fact that she is....err...rather homely.
                  she's rather 50-something is all.

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                  • #10
                    she's got a mouth, ain't she?
                    The Bottom Line:
                    Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MJZiggy
                      No. Not interested in the least.
                      Me either. She's no playboy bunny.

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                      • #12
                        She only makes 11 million dollars a year.

                        I would romance the shit out of her, I would probably even eat it if that was what she was into.

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                        • #13


                          Smoove would get to know her. I would pick her up in my white el Dorado and take her to the finest restaurants, serving the finest meats and breads, shipped in from all exotic corners of the world. Corn would also be served. I would share with her an expensive bottle of champaign, possibly Dom Perignon, or other such sparkling wines. I would comment on the beauty of her eyes. After a filling meal, we would return to Smoove's apartment where I would lead he gently by her hand to my bedroom, where a luxurious circular bed would await us. Then I would freak her doggy style until the sun came up.
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
                            She only makes 11 million dollars a year.

                            I would romance the shit out of her, I would probably even eat it if that was what she was into.
                            Ya...I would as well. But I want a sweet prenup.
                            C.H.U.D.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LL2
                              Originally posted by MJZiggy
                              No. Not interested in the least.
                              Me either. She's no playboy bunny.
                              She's got the wrong equipment for me, lol.
                              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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