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Emo Phillips
Emo Phillips
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"I used to be afraid of beautiful women. Until one day a beautiful woman told me she was afraid of me too." -
That's only because your stalking had gotten threatening and out of hand...which should explain that restraining order.Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg JenningsComment
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My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"Comment
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"I'm learning to speak Cuban. It's a lot like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items"The Bottom Line:
Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3Comment
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When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went to the door and opened it... and I saw ..... birds ... and trees...Comment
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So I was at the tennis court and this pretty girl asked me if I wanted to double up. So I said yes, and then she KICKED me in the groin."What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
Lynn Dickey, 1984
"Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"Comment
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So I saw this beautiful woman at the bar and I went up to her and said "Hello my sexy Babylonian whore"All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!Comment
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Dola,
I was looking to buy my girlfriend a present and she said "Just buy me something expensive that I don't need". So I signed her up for radiation treatment.All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!Comment
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So a man from the electric company came and read my meter today.
Whatever happened to the classics!?Comment
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