Wis. man accused of swiping blow-up dolls

[Kiwon]

Okay, which lonely PR poster is Jose Sandoval?
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MADISON, Wis. - A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.

Video surveillance tape gave investigators a look at the car outside the novelty shop, which they pulled over about ten days later.

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

[mraynrand]

What could be more romantic than screwing a plastic blow up doll in an abandoned semi behind a motel?

[GrnBay007]

What could be more romantic than screwing a plastic blow up doll in an abandoned semi behind a motel?

At least he picked a doll that could talk. :P

[Zool]

What could be more romantic than screwing a plastic blow up doll in an abandoned semi behind a motel?

At least he picked a doll that could talk. :P

I assume this doll complains a lot and asks you to take the trash out?

[mraynrand]

The doll says: "You know, I think I'd like to paint the ceiling beige. Are you done yet?"

[oregonpackfan]

That's disgusting! I would never steal a blow-up doll that talks! I don't want my blow-up dolls to say anything, except maybe, squeak a little.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

That's disgusting! I would never steal a blow-up doll that talks! I don't want my blow-up dolls to say anything, except maybe, squeak a little.

Exactly.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Re: Wis. man accused of swiping blow-up dolls

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

man, that was painful to read, you have to feel sorry for poor Jose.

but I got to thinking, I'll bet those dolls are steeply discounted as returned merchandise. Might be worth a short drive.

[the_idle_threat]

Hilarious thread.

[GrnBay007]

That's disgusting! I would never steal a blow-up doll that talks! I don't want my blow-up dolls to say anything, except maybe, squeak a little.

You wouldn't like it if she talked dirty to you?

[the_idle_threat]

Not if she sounded like Rosie the Robot when she's doing it.

[mraynrand]

Re: Wis. man accused of swiping blow-up dolls

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

man, that was painful to read, you have to feel sorry for poor Jose.

but I got to thinking, I'll bet those dolls are steeply discounted as returned merchandise. Might be worth a short drive.

Just make sure you pick up an extra can of 'pouch cleaner.'

[Deputy Nutz]

Re: Wis. man accused of swiping blow-up dolls

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

man, that was painful to read, you have to feel sorry for poor Jose.

but I got to thinking, I'll bet those dolls are steeply discounted as returned merchandise. Might be worth a short drive.

Take it from Harlan, he has sunk that low, but wasn't it with a Lexington Steele, blow up hunk? Well at least that is what the police report claimed.

[Harlan Huckleby]

In the old days, an embarassing incident like this would totally blow-up (no pun intended) a guy's love life. I expect the doll sideline wouldn't be real appealing to the ladies, and Jose would be facing an extended dry spell.

But in the age of internet dating, Jose can hop right back on match.com, add a few more details about his hobbies of Italian cooking and antique furniture collecting, and hook-up with women from a couple counties away. Just a bump in the dating road.

[Kiwon]

In the old days, an embarassing incident like this would totally blow-up (no pun intended) a guy's love life. I expect the doll sideline wouldn't be real appealing to the ladies, and Jose would be facing an extended dry spell.

But in the age of internet dating, Jose can hop right back on match.com, add a few more details about his hobbies of Italian cooking and antique furniture collecting, and hook-up with women from a couple counties away. Just a bump in the dating road.

Hmmm.....the voice of experience?