I'm dying

[SkinBasket]

MWA HA HA HA!

The SkinBasket cannot be deceased by little viruses!

I've got lots of blood flecked sunshine yellow snot for anyone who wants any, but it's a lot easier to stay awake now, which is all that really matters. More tussin please! I think it was giant boner I gave myself that got the healthy blood flowing in the right direction again.

[SkinBasket]

That fucking virus obviously read what I wrote as I typed it and decided to crash me. I just lost 1/2 pound of phlegm in a cough that literally brought me to my knees. This shit is on now. I'm going to take every over the counter drug I can get my hands on and we've got some fucked up shit laying round here.

[MadtownPacker]

So are we suppose to start caring about you? I just wanted to verify because so far I really dont give a damn.

[SkinBasket]

You latinas are all the same. All tough and scabby on the outside, but on the inside you're a regular ol' Madame Butterfly.

[Iron Mike]

I have about 8 Vicodin left over from my pussy trip to the ER last week if you're interested.

[MJZiggy]

What's wrong with your pussy?

[the_idle_threat]

That's what I was wondering too.

[Zool]

They give Vicodin to cats now?

[SkinBasket]

Every cloud has a silver lining and this is no different. Turnout that all this snot that comes out my nose hardens into a very solid mass. Normally this wouldn't be important, but the small amount of snot in my nostrils is congealing aruond my nose hairs, forming large stalactites, or stalagmites, I'm not sure which, of snot and nose hair. Which means one pull and I've ridded myself of like 10-12 nose hairs in one go! Do you know what this means?!?!?


Eureka!

[Iron Mike]

What's wrong with your pussy?

I stubbed it.

[hoosier]

Every cloud has a silver lining and this is no different. Turnout that all this snot that comes out my nose hardens into a very solid mass. Normally this wouldn't be important, but the small amount of snot in my nostrils is congealing aruond my nose hairs, forming large stalactites, or stalagmites, I'm not sure which, of snot and nose hair. Which means one pull and I've ridded myself of like 10-12 nose hairs in one go! Do you know what this means?!?!?!

TMI?

[SkinBasket]

I'm going outside to make a giant vagina out of all this snow and I'm going to fuck the living shit out of it.

[MJZiggy]

Wouldn't it be warmer to just go see your wife?

[the_idle_threat]

Possibly not.

[Zool]

You dead yet?