Special Forces

[Tarlam!]

PENTAGON 2006-05-17 (PR) The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

[Little Whiskey]

careful, cause we don't like aussies either.


but your post was pretty funny, however

one question though, what type of firearm is legal during this season, or is it bow only??

[jack's smirking revenge]

That's funny stuff Tar! I'm sure its led by General Larry the Cable Guy.

Whiskey, you gotta be one of the recruits of the Redneck Special Forces.

Picture the boot camp...

tyler

[Little Whiskey]

Whiskey, you gotta be one of the recruits of the Redneck Special Forces.

Picture the boot camp...

tyler

sorry jack, i don't meet the state origin requirments.

think of the songs we would sing while we are running in formation.