JAVON FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN VEGAS!!!

[The Leaper]

I would swear the Bellagio is bugged. Everytime i've been there and thought out loud about where to eat...some security guard approaches and mentions places.

Ty...you are a homeless crackhead. I'm sure you look kind of hungry, and they probably are trying to keep you away from the well heeled guests.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

When I was married, I had a decently large stone in my engagement ring (which now sits in a stupid bank vault). And there were places that I just felt the better idea was to take it off before leaving. Maybe I might not take it off before going to an upscale club, but I certainly wouldn't be found wandering around an alley with it.

Come to think of it, if I were wandering around in an alley by myself and got myself mugged (or targeted to be attacked), my mom would show up in my hospital room, tell me she loved me, was glad I was going to be ok and then call me an idiot and ask what the HELL I was thinking wandering in that area alone at night. I'm just saying. If I'm an idiot for doing that, why isn't he?

Well, i always thought of you differently...never imagined you were a six three, 215 pound black man.

Live and learn.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

sorry, based on your tone and "defense" of JWalk I thought you were serious...fatally stupid, but serious. I found it hard to believe you could believe that, but again, I guess I can't read your tone too well as this is the second time its happened. Now I feel silly for bothering to debunk that bunk.

I thought it was blindingly obvious that someone in Vegas woulda recalled Ocean's 11...guess my english accent didn't come thru when referring to "pinch."

[3irty1]

NO one was being degraded.

Tyrone, you're being an arrogant pompous ass if you are now speaking on behalf of every one of those "sprayees" at that club. Don't you think you're a little full of yourself - even for you? I understand that you are hip to the Vegas club scene. Congratulations already - I am duly impressed.

im only a celebrity within about a 4.5 block atlanta radius, but if i ever, ever got sprayed by someone, they would end up getting a rageful, ive-been-trained-to-kill-with-my-hands look that would basically tell the moron who sprayed that an apology is needed accompanied by an explanation of its accidental nature.

if not (meaning he told me to get over it and fuck off, im javon walker, who are you?), the dude is going to get his ass beat. either in the club, if it's one that i have protection at, or outside where he's gonna get jumped.

i dont know what kind of gas ass clubs are found in "sdale" but people dont like getting sprayed where im from, are you kidding me? not when you have expensive watches on and one of a kind kicks and all of that ...

hoes like getting sprayed (can you complain when you're getting free blow?)... not anyone that *could* either beat the shit out of javon or have someone do it for him.

if you dont know this, then you're used to going to clubs where they still play "this is why im hot" and half the people there are 44 year old white men in groups, in town on business and only there because they asked a cabby "where are the women".

Pay attention. You might learn something.

Never did i say anything about spraying and Sdale. I referred to Vegas.

Your point is for your ghetto ass clubs in ATL. In vegas, as bobble has said....at tryst it is FUCKING COMMON.

U wanna take it up with a resident of the city? Go ahead.

Clubs: Expensive watches..you mean that can't withstand liquids. Who are you kidding? LOL

Kicks...brother, you and i aren't even at the same level if you are wearing your dunks to the club. LOL You can't even walk into the clubs with "kicks" on. One of a kind kicks. LOL

Your Jacob the jewelry can't withstand some champagne?

Know this: Apparently you've never been to vegas either...cause, pretty much that is the scene. Who do you think goes to those clubs. White people. Of all ages. Who do you think has hundys to get you past the doorman..or a 1000 beans to get you a table..cause you aint' shit if don't have a table and bottle service at a club. And, my ghetto friend...i, nor most people who go to upscale clubs, listen to Nelly or whatever shit you listen to...hot or old.

Listen --

First, I don't do shit like Tryst... I go out when I have to. Dreams, Esso, Onyx... top clubs when there is a release or something ... I apologize if my wardrobe isn't centered around douchebag cokeville. I'm not Armenian, sorry...

Im the main producer for CTE (Jeezy, Blood Raw, Rocko, etc) ... I can walk into any club with AF-1 premiums on, a t-shirt and a suit coat (which I hate but the girls love). It's my "producer" style and to be honest ... it doesn't matter. We don't go in the front door so you're probably right. They won't let *you* in with *my* shoes on.

You don't know me, dont act like you do and dont act like you're above me. Because that's surely not the case.

The point isnt that my watch (Tag Heuer, no diamonds... and yes, I know 5k isn't *that* expensive for a watch) cant withstand water/liquids, it's that I don't feel like going out and getting shit on me ... period. From a respect/"spray that shit elsewhere" standpoint. Lowly assholes are the guys who look up after getting sprayed, realize where it came from and backtrack, giving a lame look like "oh thats ok!" ...

If you don't know that, surely you spend too much time on the dancefloor of your favorite clubs with your choch button up shirt on instead of in VIP where -- NEVER -- would I get sprayed with bub.

Do your homework bruh. I'm not here to win friends because of my day job and I try to keep that on the wraps but if you wanna call me out, then you're gonna look stupid.

Better get back in the kitchen and bring that soft back ... cuz you're talkin like you're hittin it.

The only point is that nobody worth anything is gonna stand for getting sprayed on unless they are part of the celebration. You can't argue that because you've never been close enough to see a reaction.

I dress low compared to most cats and I would be pissed... some of these guys are wearing 20k not counting jewelry. They aren't gonna be about what you're saying is so "commonplace" ... maybe for commonfolk.

Just drop it ... you aren't takin this anywhere.

EDIT -- and the fact that you've probably "danced" to a track Ive produced (Louis Bag, On For My City) makes me chuckle briefly inside. Only for a second, though...

Amazing.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

NO one was being degraded.

Tyrone, you're being an arrogant pompous ass if you are now speaking on behalf of every one of those "sprayees" at that club. Don't you think you're a little full of yourself - even for you? I understand that you are hip to the Vegas club scene. Congratulations already - I am duly impressed.

im only a celebrity within about a 4.5 block atlanta radius, but if i ever, ever got sprayed by someone, they would end up getting a rageful, ive-been-trained-to-kill-with-my-hands look that would basically tell the moron who sprayed that an apology is needed accompanied by an explanation of its accidental nature.

if not (meaning he told me to get over it and fuck off, im javon walker, who are you?), the dude is going to get his ass beat. either in the club, if it's one that i have protection at, or outside where he's gonna get jumped.

i dont know what kind of gas ass clubs are found in "sdale" but people dont like getting sprayed where im from, are you kidding me? not when you have expensive watches on and one of a kind kicks and all of that ...

hoes like getting sprayed (can you complain when you're getting free blow?)... not anyone that *could* either beat the shit out of javon or have someone do it for him.

if you dont know this, then you're used to going to clubs where they still play "this is why im hot" and half the people there are 44 year old white men in groups, in town on business and only there because they asked a cabby "where are the women".

Pay attention. You might learn something.

Never did i say anything about spraying and Sdale. I referred to Vegas.

Your point is for your ghetto ass clubs in ATL. In vegas, as bobble has said....at tryst it is FUCKING COMMON.

U wanna take it up with a resident of the city? Go ahead.

Clubs: Expensive watches..you mean that can't withstand liquids. Who are you kidding? LOL

Kicks...brother, you and i aren't even at the same level if you are wearing your dunks to the club. LOL You can't even walk into the clubs with "kicks" on. One of a kind kicks. LOL

Your Jacob the jewelry can't withstand some champagne?

Know this: Apparently you've never been to vegas either...cause, pretty much that is the scene. Who do you think goes to those clubs. White people. Of all ages. Who do you think has hundys to get you past the doorman..or a 1000 beans to get you a table..cause you aint' shit if don't have a table and bottle service at a club. And, my ghetto friend...i, nor most people who go to upscale clubs, listen to Nelly or whatever shit you listen to...hot or old.

Listen --

First, I don't do shit like Tryst... I go out when I have to. Dreams, Esso, Onyx... top clubs when there is a release or something ... I apologize if my wardrobe isn't centered around douchebag cokeville. I'm not Armenian, sorry...

Im the main producer for CTE (Jeezy, Blood Raw, Rocko, etc) ... I can walk into any club with AF-1 premiums on, a t-shirt and a suit coat (which I hate but the girls love). It's my "producer" style and to be honest ... it doesn't matter. We don't go in the front door so you're probably right. They won't let *you* in with *my* shoes on.

You don't know me, dont act like you do and dont act like you're above me. Because that's surely not the case.

The point isnt that my watch (Tag Heuer, no diamonds... and yes, I know 5k isn't *that* expensive for a watch) cant withstand water/liquids, it's that I don't feel like going out and getting shit on me ... period. From a respect/"spray that shit elsewhere" standpoint. Lowly assholes are the guys who look up after getting sprayed, realize where it came from and backtrack, giving a lame look like "oh thats ok!" ...

If you don't know that, surely you spend too much time on the dancefloor of your favorite clubs with your choch button up shirt on instead of in VIP where -- NEVER -- would I get sprayed with bub.

Do your homework bruh. I'm not here to win friends because of my day job and I try to keep that on the wraps but if you wanna call me out, then you're gonna look stupid.

Better get back in the kitchen and bring that soft back ... cuz you're talkin like you're hittin it.

The only point is that nobody worth anything is gonna stand for getting sprayed on unless they are part of the celebration. You can't argue that because you've never been close enough to see a reaction.

I dress low compared to most cats and I would be pissed... some of these guys are wearing 20k not counting jewelry. They aren't gonna be about what you're saying is so "commonplace" ... maybe for commonfolk.

Just drop it ... you aren't takin this anywhere.

EDIT -- and the fact that you've probably "danced" to a track Ive produced (Louis Bag, On For My City) makes me chuckle briefly inside. Only for a second, though...

LOL.

YOu are comparing your lame ass clubs in ATL to Vegas. That is rich. BTW, it is E.S.S.O...lol.

Has nothing to do with Armenian, brother. But, go ahead with your stupidity. The vegas clubs ain't lettin in a baller with kicks, baggy jeans, etc. I don't care how fly your gear is. If you think all white people dress alike..well, there is really little i can do for you.

And, if you don't want people thinkin they know you..try doing the same towards them...perhaps you should review your post..as you talked quite a bit about my lifestyle.

First, then why are you talking about gettin sprayed if you are in VIP. That is where the spray comes from.

One minute you are down on the floor in your "kicks" gettin pissed, now you are up in VIP where it would never happen. LOL

I said commonplace for TRYST..you fucking maroon. Try reading and reading Bobble's post...he only lives there. Guess you know more than both of us..as you've been hanging at Onyx.



Back in the kitchen? What are you talking about..your mom's is back there..and she better have the biscuits ready.

Danced: Doubtful..as that ain't my shit. I'm at good clubs, playing good music. Remind me when Tiesto spun those wack joints. I don't recall Justice, SMB, LCD releasing them.

Hey, i nice pic of you at dreamz. Suhweet jacket buster.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I would swear the Bellagio is bugged. Everytime i've been there and thought out loud about where to eat...some security guard approaches and mentions places.

Ty...you are a homeless crackhead. I'm sure you look kind of hungry, and they probably are trying to keep you away from the well heeled guests.

that would accont for them steering me to the dumpster. You can't believe what Le Cirque tosses!!

[SkinBasket]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

[Zool]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

From the descriptions of you, I thought you were Seacrest?

[SkinBasket]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

From the descriptions of you, I thought you were Seacrest?

It's the fabulous hair.

[Deputy Nutz]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

From the descriptions of you, I thought you were Seacrest?

It's the fabulous hair.

What, the hair on your balls maybe.

[SkinBasket]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

From the descriptions of you, I thought you were Seacrest?

It's the fabulous hair.

What, the hair on your balls maybe.

Fuck yourself. I'd like to see you cut my hair any better than I do.

And I don't have hair on my balls. It makes them overheat. I have high performance balls. They need lots of lotion and expensive watches. Looking into getting them vented and painted with some of that two-tone paint like Glenn Robinson had on his Impala.

[Zool]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

From the descriptions of you, I thought you were Seacrest?

It's the fabulous hair.

What, the hair on your balls maybe.

Fuck yourself. I'd like to see you cut my hair any better than I do.

And I don't have hair on my balls. It makes them overheat. I have high performance balls. They need lots of lotion and expensive watches. Looking into getting them vented and painted with some of that two-tone paint like Glenn Robinson had on his Impala.

I had a pair of down firing 15" subs and some neon lights installed on my sack the other day.

[Freak Out]

This is the direction this lame thread needed to go...sack-mods.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The douchebaggery being tossed about in this thread is exactly why I have no interest in clubs.

I know different strokes for different folks, metrosexual is the new homosexual and all, but jesus fucking christ with the material girl acts already. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I can't walk around dressed like Ryan Seacrest without feeling like someone should punch me in the balls.

Don't be jealous that we are hanging in VIP with Kfed, brody jenner, and LC from the hills.

It is a fabulous life.

[mission]

NO one was being degraded.

Tyrone, you're being an arrogant pompous ass if you are now speaking on behalf of every one of those "sprayees" at that club. Don't you think you're a little full of yourself - even for you? I understand that you are hip to the Vegas club scene. Congratulations already - I am duly impressed.

im only a celebrity within about a 4.5 block atlanta radius, but if i ever, ever got sprayed by someone, they would end up getting a rageful, ive-been-trained-to-kill-with-my-hands look that would basically tell the moron who sprayed that an apology is needed accompanied by an explanation of its accidental nature.

if not (meaning he told me to get over it and fuck off, im javon walker, who are you?), the dude is going to get his ass beat. either in the club, if it's one that i have protection at, or outside where he's gonna get jumped.

i dont know what kind of gas ass clubs are found in "sdale" but people dont like getting sprayed where im from, are you kidding me? not when you have expensive watches on and one of a kind kicks and all of that ...

hoes like getting sprayed (can you complain when you're getting free blow?)... not anyone that *could* either beat the shit out of javon or have someone do it for him.

if you dont know this, then you're used to going to clubs where they still play "this is why im hot" and half the people there are 44 year old white men in groups, in town on business and only there because they asked a cabby "where are the women".

Pay attention. You might learn something.

Never did i say anything about spraying and Sdale. I referred to Vegas.

Your point is for your ghetto ass clubs in ATL. In vegas, as bobble has said....at tryst it is FUCKING COMMON.

U wanna take it up with a resident of the city? Go ahead.

Clubs: Expensive watches..you mean that can't withstand liquids. Who are you kidding? LOL

Kicks...brother, you and i aren't even at the same level if you are wearing your dunks to the club. LOL You can't even walk into the clubs with "kicks" on. One of a kind kicks. LOL

Your Jacob the jewelry can't withstand some champagne?

Know this: Apparently you've never been to vegas either...cause, pretty much that is the scene. Who do you think goes to those clubs. White people. Of all ages. Who do you think has hundys to get you past the doorman..or a 1000 beans to get you a table..cause you aint' shit if don't have a table and bottle service at a club. And, my ghetto friend...i, nor most people who go to upscale clubs, listen to Nelly or whatever shit you listen to...hot or old.

Listen --

First, I don't do shit like Tryst... I go out when I have to. Dreams, Esso, Onyx... top clubs when there is a release or something ... I apologize if my wardrobe isn't centered around douchebag cokeville. I'm not Armenian, sorry...

Im the main producer for CTE (Jeezy, Blood Raw, Rocko, etc) ... I can walk into any club with AF-1 premiums on, a t-shirt and a suit coat (which I hate but the girls love). It's my "producer" style and to be honest ... it doesn't matter. We don't go in the front door so you're probably right. They won't let *you* in with *my* shoes on.

You don't know me, dont act like you do and dont act like you're above me. Because that's surely not the case.

The point isnt that my watch (Tag Heuer, no diamonds... and yes, I know 5k isn't *that* expensive for a watch) cant withstand water/liquids, it's that I don't feel like going out and getting shit on me ... period. From a respect/"spray that shit elsewhere" standpoint. Lowly assholes are the guys who look up after getting sprayed, realize where it came from and backtrack, giving a lame look like "oh thats ok!" ...

If you don't know that, surely you spend too much time on the dancefloor of your favorite clubs with your choch button up shirt on instead of in VIP where -- NEVER -- would I get sprayed with bub.

Do your homework bruh. I'm not here to win friends because of my day job and I try to keep that on the wraps but if you wanna call me out, then you're gonna look stupid.

Better get back in the kitchen and bring that soft back ... cuz you're talkin like you're hittin it.

The only point is that nobody worth anything is gonna stand for getting sprayed on unless they are part of the celebration. You can't argue that because you've never been close enough to see a reaction.

I dress low compared to most cats and I would be pissed... some of these guys are wearing 20k not counting jewelry. They aren't gonna be about what you're saying is so "commonplace" ... maybe for commonfolk.

Just drop it ... you aren't takin this anywhere.

EDIT -- and the fact that you've probably "danced" to a track Ive produced (Louis Bag, On For My City) makes me chuckle briefly inside. Only for a second, though...

LOL.

YOu are comparing your lame ass clubs in ATL to Vegas. That is rich. BTW, it is E.S.S.O...lol.

Has nothing to do with Armenian, brother. But, go ahead with your stupidity. The vegas clubs ain't lettin in a baller with kicks, baggy jeans, etc. I don't care how fly your gear is. If you think all white people dress alike..well, there is really little i can do for you.

And, if you don't want people thinkin they know you..try doing the same towards them...perhaps you should review your post..as you talked quite a bit about my lifestyle.

First, then why are you talking about gettin sprayed if you are in VIP. That is where the spray comes from.

One minute you are down on the floor in your "kicks" gettin pissed, now you are up in VIP where it would never happen. LOL

I said commonplace for TRYST..you fucking maroon. Try reading and reading Bobble's post...he only lives there. Guess you know more than both of us..as you've been hanging at Onyx.



Back in the kitchen? What are you talking about..your mom's is back there..and she better have the biscuits ready.

Danced: Doubtful..as that ain't my shit. I'm at good clubs, playing good music. Remind me when Tiesto spun those wack joints. I don't recall Justice, SMB, LCD releasing them.

Hey, i nice pic of you at dreamz. Suhweet jacket buster.

so you *are* armenian? lol

you missed the point that i dont go to "clubs" ... i go to album release shit if it's "urged" for me to go against any and all interest of my own. those are usually at the spots i listed. i know there are much more boujee spots for me to frequent and ill make sure to hit you up for advice (since you have a NLCF6YM* Membership Card) come the rare occassion i need to try and act cool to an out of towner and "show them a good time".

since you know so much about atlanta, you know about MJQ. i had a great time there last night ... that's more my thing. weird chicks with insecurities and lots of different races. $5 cover, $2 PBR and $4 straight Jack Daniels. Not Oban 12, you notice, and I couldn't find the VIP room lol . im from milwaukee, you know... didn't see any armenians there last night either... no button up shirts and definitely no gold chains and hairy chests with too much aqua di gio ... did notice a couple RUN DMC style throwback ropes tho. i kinda want one.




oh, and -- who the fuck still goes out dancing?




* National Lame Clubs For "$60K a Year Millionaires"




EDIT - funny. i just noticed my boy Ali in the background of that pic. he used to work for me awhile back ... good guy, strong family ties. iranian though. shame.