OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[woodbuck27]

Last page a great healing seemed to be in the air, however the inner evil of the Favre thread has struck again. I will consult the book of scrolls to determine how to thwart this evil once and for all.

How about confronting it all with laughter:

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON, MASS.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES, California

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: CINCINATTI,Ohio, but driving in SAN DIEGO, California

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: SALT LAKE CITY,UTAH

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: AUSTIN. TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: MONTGOMERY,ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA

NOT Marge Simpson:

[HowardRoark]

How about confronting it all with laughter:

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON, MASS.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES, California

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: CINCINATTI,Ohio, but driving in SAN DIEGO, California

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: SALT LAKE CITY,UTAH

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: AUSTIN. TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: MONTGOMERY,ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA

NOT Marge Simpson:

What does this have to do with Scott Campbell? Keep it on topic.

[woodbuck27]

What does this have to do with Scott Campbell? Keep it on topic.

hahahahaha Really.

QUIZ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK7Iko-qIgs

Where is that fella from?

[woodbuck27]

Originally Posted by Scott Campbell

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No Scott PLEASE don't go that far.... It's just ...... too much.

You've certainly got some very strange psychic needs Scott Campbell.

I'm praying for you.

[mraynrand]

I just think it is silly and pointless to keep talking about a guy who hasn't worn a GB uniform in almost 5 years.

I agree

[mraynrand]

You've certainly got some very strange psychic needs Scott Campbell..

[woodbuck27]

I'm feeling dirty for allowing any man to cloud TRUTH for his obsessive and self indilgent needs.

Sometimes I let myself down. I let 'my blessed heart' get in the way of 'my blessed brain'. I'm human.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill

I'll add to that quote:

Begin the sentence with the word 'An'.... and ....insert the word 'obsessive' before the word.... 'fanatic.

GO TED THOMPSON ! >>>>>> GO PACKERS !!

[mraynrand]

I'm feeling dirty for allowing any man to cloud TRUTH for his obsessive and self indilgent needs.

Did someone mention my name?

[woodbuck27]

Did someone mention my name?

Can't you see that pain in that MAN'S eyes?

[HowardRoark]

Can't you see that pain in that MAN'S eyes?

It looks like he is checking out Jen's ass.

[woodbuck27]

It looks like he is checking out Jen's ass.

If that's the case he's pondering the rejection.

[Scott Campbell]

If that's the case he's pondering the rejection.

.............of Packer fans everywhere.

[woodbuck27]

Scott Campbell....without 'any need' for a value added further assessment of that post 'as your on IGNORE' again.

You should realize the perversion associated with 'a stalkers' behaviour.

Uhh? Really Scott. Lay down man. Your taking a lickin' again. It's NOT healthy...it's downright masochistic.

I let you up ... off of the ground. You no longer need to scramble for the shelter of 'your rock'.

Have a great week. (-:

[Scott Campbell]

Scott Campbell....without 'any need' for a value added further assessment of that post 'as your on IGNORE' again.

I'll very much miss our little fireside chats.

[Zool]

I'll very much miss our little fireside chats.

One good turn.....