OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[Tarlam!]

You absolutely kill me, SC. In my humble opinion, you enrich this place like very few others. But don't get any stupid thoughts; I belong to Skin, and, when he's finished with me, he'll shove me over to Nutz. Now, it is entirely likely that I will not live through the Skin/Nutz deal. But, if I do, I'm yours.

[Scott Campbell]

He led a Superbowl contender to a miserable 6-10 record.
He was instrumental in getting his coach fired.
He was instrumental in not reigning in Randy Moss.
He led the league in INT's up to the point where he couldn't stay healthy.
He created a freak show atmosphere that made the Vikings, his family and his tiny penis the laughingstock of the NFL.
He had one of the worst passer ratings in the league.

But other than that, I thought it went pretty well.

[Tarlam!]

I think "tiny penis" nees some validation.

[HowardRoark]

I think "tiny penis" nees some validation.

Dog gone it Bert, you old gunslinger; your penis is good enough, it really is this big!!

[Freak Out]

What in the fuck is it going to take to get this thread nuked? Skin...please post the giant cock you and Tarlam were rapturously talking about and get the thing at least as far as the GC.....where it has belonged for months now.

[MJZiggy]

You absolutely kill me, SC. In my humble opinion, you enrich this place like very few others. But don't get any stupid thoughts; I belong to Skin, and, when he's finished with me, he'll shove me over to Nutz. Now, it is entirely likely that I will not live through the Skin/Nutz deal. But, if I do, I'm yours.

I'm jealous you bastard.

[Tarlam!]

I'm jealous you bastard.

Knowing Skin and Nutz, they can take care of both of us just fine, but you'll need to bring your bitchy side to the party; they like it rough. With SC, I dunno....

[Tarlam!]

What in the fuck is it going to take to get this thread nuked? Skin...please post the giant cock you and Tarlam were rapturously talking about and get the thing at least as far as the GC.....where it has belonged for months now.

Oh for the love heaven; you all crying out to "nuke" this thread agreed, just like we all did, to keep all Bert things in one thread. This is it. We come here to either defend him or complain about him. Sometimes we even try our hand at being witty. Now, if we want, we can go back and have 50 Bert threads clogging up the forum. Personally, I agree to this water closet that we've successfully built to deal with one huge piece of shit, but hey, that's just me.

[Bretsky]

What in the fuck is it going to take to get this thread nuked? Skin...please post the giant cock you and Tarlam were rapturously talking about and get the thing at least as far as the GC.....where it has belonged for months now.

agree

[Tarlam!]

agree

OK, to what do you agree? The thread should be nuked? You, Freak, Nutz, Seven, Woody are all well outed defenders of the man I call a prick. It's you're given right to defend Bert. It's mine to demonstrate my intense disappointment with the way he dealt with his affairs regarding the team I've chosen to support. So, we nuke a thread that happens to piss you off, because it's a continual reminder of what a C..... Bert is? It's up to Joe, but I hope not.

[Freak Out]

I'm not defending him at all......I just want to see some cock. Well no....not just that......but there really is nothing left to be said about the matter. He is a adulterous/traitorous prick who deserves everything he got.....but man....this thing is worse than FYI.

No...I am not an advocate of nuking threads.....just nudge them to a place we can really show our feelings for the guy.

[Bretsky]

OK, to what do you agree? The thread should be nuked? You, Freak, Nutz, Seven, Woody are all well outed defenders of the man I call a prick. It's you're given right to defend Bert. It's mine to demonstrate my intense disappointment with the way he dealt with his affairs regarding the team I've chosen to support. So, we nuke a thread that happens to piss you off, because it's a continual reminder of what a C..... Bert is? It's up to Joe, but I hope not.

Freak says it much better than I do and I don't care enough to argue too much about this anymore; I stated about a thousand posts ago in here it would be good to nuke this thread because it constantly leads to posters slamming and disrespecting each other and about everything that can be said has been said many different ways. I'm not sure Freak was ever an outed defender but maybe I'm wrong about that. I don't need this thing to remind me Favre is a jackass. That's pretty apparent.

When I read in here it reminds me of how posters can be jerks to each other and plz don't take this as me pointing any specific fingers as I am not and plenty, including me, have been that person in here

[Freak Out]

Wait.....you know what this thread really needs.......FAVRE FUPA!

[Tarlam!]

B, we slam eachother and disrespect eachother all the time! We're far better behaved than at JSO, but we're no angels.

Now, defend him (Bert), condemn him or stop complaining that people still post in this thread. There is no force on this planet, in fact, this universe that makes you come here. So, frig off!

[Freak Out]