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    Just received this email from Michaels. He wanted me to share it because the Liberal's website is down.

    2006: The Final Straw
    by D'tyrant Michaels, Liberal Utopian staff writer.
    dmichaels@liberalutop.news

    Brett Favre. #4. Green Bay Packers. Is Brett Favre the greatest quarterback of all time? I do not believe so. Not because Favre lacks the skill to be the greatest QB ever, but because he is only a 1-time Super Bowl winner.

    The 2006 season will be the last of Favre's glorious career. Unfortunately, the Packers are no better than they were that fateful day when Ron Wolf traded a 1st round pick to the Atlanta Falcons for the wild Favre. Is there somebody to blame? Yes. Not Brett Favre. Not Mike Sherman. Not Ron Wolf. But Ted Thompson.

    There are two things Ted Thompson loves more than anything in the world: men and top 5 draft picks. As a professional writer, I will shed away from speaking of Thompson's sexuality. But as a professional writer, I can and will criticize Thompson's love for top 5 draft picks. To earn a top 5 pick, your team must be worst then mediocre. The team must dwell at the bottom of its conference. The team must suck.

    4-12, thy name is Ted Thompson.

    Alas, Brett Favre will never be the greatest QB of all time. Alas.

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      I am now dumber for reading this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.
      Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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      • #4
        By Azfukery Dipstik, Staff Writer and Senior Editor of VD Monthly
        gofukyourself@dipstik.com

        This thread licks big, sweaty balls.


        ------


        Again, Azfukery hits the nail on the head here. I can see why he rocketed to the top of the staff at VD monthly and why dissenters of his genius burned his garage down, whereby destroying his lifeworks, but not his soul.

        Alas, not his soul.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Partial
          What is that supposed to mean?

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          • #6
            not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.

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            • #7

              Click click click
              Asfukery types the truth
              Kickin lyers puttin out fires
              Slappin fools with his dick
              They can drop WMD on his body
              But they cannot kill his wish!


              They can take my body-


              Ho ho ho!


              But they cannot take my soul!


              No! No no no!


              They can burn my essay til it's hottie hottie hottie!


              Ho ho ho!


              But they cannot burn my truth!


              No no no!


              That don't fucking rhyme!


              Hot damn!


              Try it dickwad! Just try it!
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Partial
                not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.
                read again partial. you are one of my favarite poster and if you read it again, i am sure u will get it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear
                  Originally posted by Partial
                  not sure, but it makes about as much sense as this post.
                  read again partial. you are one of my favarite poster and if you read it again, i am sure u will get it.
                  HAHA tank, nice try, u gave urself up when u mentioned the sexuality part

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                  • #10
                    on a completely unrelated note, is TT married?

                    T - I reread and still don't get it

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Partial
                      on a completely unrelated note, is TT married?
                      nope. 50 and still going, i believe, gay?

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                      • #12
                        What if he is really homosexual? At the very least it would be pretty funny that Tank was right about that

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                        • #13
                          It would be the first thing ever...
                          Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Partial
                            What if he is really homosexual? At the very least it would be pretty funny that Tank was right about that
                            Hahahahahahahah!

                            Tanks right about everything. . . Come On ! He does his research.

                            The only thing is . . .why havn't all the Gay Rights people that are Packer fans discovered him, got into Tanks schmuuuck and placed a contract on his lovely head?
                            ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                            ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                            ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                            ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by woodbuck27

                              The only thing is . . .why havn't all the Gay Rights people that are Packer fans discovered him, got into Tanks schmuuuck and placed a contract on his lovely head?
                              The Kentucky is one of my schumuuck. All the others who has criticized me,i forgot your name. What is the name of that guy who told me to stop posting again?

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