Breaking News on Brett Favre!

[GrnBay007]

Sounds like AP wouldn't mind BF joining the Vikings...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/175515-adrian-peterson-speaks-out-on-brett-favre-situation

[sheepshead]

http://www.jsonline.com/sports/45059207.html

Brett needs Dr Phil, not Dr Andrew

[Fritz]

I think that if the time ever comes when there is no Brett Favre offseason drama, I'm going to feel a little lost.

[Scott Campbell]

Favre mails arm to Vikings:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/brett_favre_mails_arm_to?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

[sheepshead]

[SkinBasket]

This is starting to look like two drunk people trying to fuck. Both of them want it, but every time one of them makes a move, they puke or fall on their face. A little while later, they try again, then stop again, try to figure out what the fuck is going on, then fall down again.

If they do end up hooking up, both of them are going to regret it, and if they don't both will always wonder what could have been. No one will win. No one will feel better in the morning except for maybe the ex-wife, but Ted isn't the type to gloat about it.

[Zool]

This is starting to look like two drunk people trying to fuck. Both of them want it, but every time one of them makes a move, they puke or fall on their face. A little while later, they try again, then stop again, try to figure out what the fuck is going on, then fall down again.

If they do end up hooking up, both of them are going to regret it, and if they don't both will always wonder what could have been. No one will win. No one will feel better in the morning except for maybe the ex-wife, but Ted isn't the type to gloat about it.

Winner

[Fritz]

This is starting to look like two drunk people trying to fuck. Both of them want it, but every time one of them makes a move, they puke or fall on their face. A little while later, they try again, then stop again, try to figure out what the fuck is going on, then fall down again.

If they do end up hooking up, both of them are going to regret it, and if they don't both will always wonder what could have been. No one will win. No one will feel better in the morning except for maybe the ex-wife, but Ted isn't the type to gloat about it.

Winner

Perfect. Luckily, if they do hook up, no one will remember later on, anyway.

[swede]

This is starting to look like two drunk people trying to fuck. Both of them want it, but every time one of them makes a move, they puke or fall on their face. A little while later, they try again, then stop again, try to figure out what the fuck is going on, then fall down again.

If they do end up hooking up, both of them are going to regret it, and if they don't both will always wonder what could have been...

Maybe a love child.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Michael Irvin, of all people, had some interesting things to say in that blog.

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/insider/index.shtml

"But the reality is now it’s time for him to start listening. His greatest asset is becoming his greatest liability. I hate the fact that you’re sitting here saying, ‘I want to go to Minnesota.’ You hate Ted Thompson that much that you’re ready to kill each one of those Green Bay fans that cheered you on, that are going to put your kids through college? They made you the rich man that you are. Why kill them? Just let that thing go, Brett. Stay retired and you can make umpteen millions of dollars on #4 jerseys in Green Bay. But if you go back to Green Bay wearing that Minnesota jersey? Oh, it’s a wrap, buddy. You lose your whole legacy with that."

[Scott Campbell]

This is starting to look like two drunk people trying to fuck. Both of them want it, but every time one of them makes a move, they puke or fall on their face. A little while later, they try again, then stop again, try to figure out what the fuck is going on, then fall down again.

If they do end up hooking up, both of them are going to regret it, and if they don't both will always wonder what could have been. No one will win. No one will feel better in the morning except for maybe the ex-wife, but Ted isn't the type to gloat about it.

Classic - posting perfection.

[cpk1994]

Michael Irvin, of all people, had some interesting things to say in that blog.

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/insider/index.shtml

"But the reality is now it’s time for him to start listening. His greatest asset is becoming his greatest liability. I hate the fact that you’re sitting here saying, ‘I want to go to Minnesota.’ You hate Ted Thompson that much that you’re ready to kill each one of those Green Bay fans that cheered you on, that are going to put your kids through college? They made you the rich man that you are. Why kill them? Just let that thing go, Brett. Stay retired and you can make umpteen millions of dollars on #4 jerseys in Green Bay. But if you go back to Green Bay wearing that Minnesota jersey? Oh, it’s a wrap, buddy. You lose your whole legacy with that."

My god, Michael Irvin is making sense? The apocalypse is truley upon us.

[Chevelle2]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/05/15/favre-tells-commish-hell-kick-thompsons-ass-twice-a-year/

Scott Hanson of NFL Network reports that retired (for now) quarterback Brett Favre told NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that Packers G.M. Ted Thompson doesn’t want Favre to play for Minnesota “because he knows I’ll kick his ass twice a year.”

Hanson promises to post an item on NFL.com explaining the context and timing of the quote.

Meanwhile, Hanson has hinted at news regarding “Favre and the Buccaneers.”

[Harlan Huckleby]

Scott Hanson of NFL Network reports that retired (for now) quarterback Brett Favre told NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that Packers G.M. Ted Thompson doesn’t want Favre to play for Minnesota “because he knows I’ll kick his ass twice a year.”

I suppose the NFL Commissioner sent Hanson a text message with the quote, told him not to tell anybody else, or they won't be BFF anymore.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Personally, I think it was that master of chaos, Bunny Rabbit, who made that show go.

I agree 100% on the Rabbit, Fritz. And did you know that when the show got cancelled in the 80's, BR was left with nothing, no pension, not even any severance. Kangaroo screwed him out of the residuals deal, Bunny Rabbit died in 1985, poor, broken-down and bitter.