Bear Fan Comedy - An Unbiased Review Of Jay Cutler

[Scott Campbell]

Are you baiting the Bear, man?

I think he's serious, and he's not the only one that has questions about Cutler. The Denver front office saw something in him that made them pursue Cassell.

[Fritz]

But my pun, Scott!

[Scott Campbell]

But my pun, Scott!

Went right over my head......

[Fritz]

...like a Jay Cutler pass.

[KYPack]

I missed the pun too, Fritz.

I could care less about Bearman.

Cutler is a hot young QB. The Bears had to make that deal, but it sure as hell doesn't make them a lock for anything.

Actually, I thought Orton was developing pretty well. I wouldn't be surprised to see Denver wind up getting the better of that deal. Say what you will about Cutler, he has to take some of the blame for Denver's mega-collapse last season. He has a cannon arm, but has other weaknesses and areas of his game he needs to correct or he'll never be an effective NFL QB.

We'll see how it all plays out.

[BEARMAN]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

BEARMAN! You coach's mentor (Dungy) today confessed that the reason Cutler was brought in by Lovie was to combat the Packer CBs! How concerned are you that you need to trade an entire draft worth of picks and the Neckbeard to beat a 22nd ranked D?

If Capers improves the rest of the Packer D, who will you trade for then?

Sir,
In a very short time, you and all you cheese head luvers will learn the reality of the errors of your teams ways. An unhappy Kampman, a new system, new coachs, I see a team in turmoil. Da BEARS are now the class of the NFCN, the NFC and perhaps the NFL. Yes, a franchise QB can do that for you, that and a revamped "D", everyone healthy and ready to expliot the weeknesess of all our fows ! I have not been this excited in over 20 years. It is the year of Da BEARS !

[BEARMAN]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

I KNEW you wouldn't be able to lay off this thread. It's like catnip for Bear fans.

Ah, but can he lay off the icons? Bearman seems to like using them, that little , to make sure we know when he has an or thinks Cutler's or when he's . I he should be

Now that was funny.... LMAO ... that was ment to be funny, ..... right ?

[pbmax]

Folks, I would be more concerned about your unhappy Kampman ? What, he don't like the 3-4 so he dosent want to play any more ? Grow up and be a man !
Before you know it, you all will be blaming the switch to the 3-4 as the reason that your cheese heads are doing so poorly !
You bottom dwellers are your own worse enemy !
Da BEARS own the NFCN !

BEARMAN! You coach's mentor (Dungy) today confessed that the reason Cutler was brought in by Lovie was to combat the Packer CBs! How concerned are you that you need to trade an entire draft worth of picks and the Neckbeard to beat a 22nd ranked D?

If Capers improves the rest of the Packer D, who will you trade for then?

Um, when did 3 picks over 3 years become an entire draft? What draft do you tune in to each year? And Even with old Neckbeard, the Bears was able to still get a win against the Pack last year. I just predict some real bad things for the Packers against the Bears this upcoming season.

Just jokes DBB. Although the two number ones could be parlayed into at least as many picks as the Redskins usually have in an entire draft, so I do think I am close.

[pbmax]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

Don't think so, Ty. The Bear fan that posted wasn't writing finely crafted satire. He was gushing like teenager on his first date or something.

I really wanted to discuss Cutler further. This guy might not make it. Jeff George, Ryan Leaf and Jim Druckenmiller had strong arms, too. There is a lot more to be a winning QB than having a gun for an arm. Cutler can sling it, but there is something missing with this guy.

-He has a very deliberate delivery that allows the defense to get a jump on some of his passes.

-Cutler threw some terrible interceptions last year in his final games. Denver was 8-4 and everyone (including me) assumed they had the AFC West locked up. In the last six games of the 2008 season, he had only seven touchdowns and threw seven interceptions.

He has a punk ass attitude. He hollers like hell when one of his receivers dropped a pass. But when a drive stalls (from one of his wild tosses), he acts like he could give a shit less.

He may make it, but he is no sure fire winning QB, I'll say that much.

Fire up a thread KY. I'll have some time this weekend to watch highlights from the Broncos. I have never followed Cutler closely except playoff time versus the Pats or Colts, but I'll be happy to contribute.

[pbmax]

Sir,
In a very short time, you and all you cheese head luvers will learn the reality of the errors of your teams ways. An unhappy Kampman, a new system, new coachs, I see a team in turmoil. Da BEARS are now the class of the NFCN, the NFC and perhaps the NFL. Yes, a franchise QB can do that for you, that and a revamped "D", everyone healthy and ready to expliot the weeknesess of all our fows ! I have not been this excited in over 20 years. It is the year of Da BEARS !

If everything does come together as listed, you could be downright frightening. But the receivers are a question mark, you have replaced several pieces on the O Line and several key guys on D have been hurt and are not getting younger. In addition, your franchise QB has self-destructed before. So my guess is that we won't know exactly what the Bears will be until December.

And that may not be unusual for this division. The Packers won't know their own defense until October or November. Detroit has completely reset the team and the Vikings are still trying to answer the QB question while replacing starters on defense (not to mention suspensions).

[Fritz]

Question marks for everyone.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

I don't think it's satire, Ty. I think it's a real Bears fan, just like Bearman.

c'mon. it is completely satire.

i'm losing respect for you.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Satire is wasted on you guys.

Don't think so, Ty. The Bear fan that posted wasn't writing finely crafted satire. He was gushing like teenager on his first date or something.

I really wanted to discuss Cutler further. This guy might not make it. Jeff George, Ryan Leaf and Jim Druckenmiller had strong arms, too. There is a lot more to be a winning QB than having a gun for an arm. Cutler can sling it, but there is something missing with this guy.

-He has a very deliberate delivery that allows the defense to get a jump on some of his passes.

-Cutler threw some terrible interceptions last year in his final games. Denver was 8-4 and everyone (including me) assumed they had the AFC West locked up. In the last six games of the 2008 season, he had only seven touchdowns and threw seven interceptions.

He has a punk ass attitude. He hollers like hell when one of his receivers dropped a pass. But when a drive stalls (from one of his wild tosses), he acts like he could give a shit less.

He may make it, but he is no sure fire winning QB, I'll say that much.

it was a satire. Do you really think cutler ran down the field and karate chopped someone.

he is satirizing his on base.

[swede]

...it was a satire. Do you really think cutler ran down the field and karate chopped someone.

Sorry, Ty. The original NerdFan stuff was real.

The SuperNerdFan was me attempting to go over the top of someone who was already way over the top.

Nerdfan said that Jay Cutler was as strong as a house.

SuperNerdFan was me trying my hand at gushing loving nonsense about Cutler.

As you know, the feigned quote has been a bad habit of mine lately.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

...it was a satire. Do you really think cutler ran down the field and karate chopped someone.

Sorry, Ty. The original NerdFan stuff was real.

The SuperNerdFan was me attempting to go over the top of someone who was already way over the top.

Nerdfan said that Jay Cutler was as strong as a house.

SuperNerdFan was me trying my hand at gushing loving nonsense about Cutler.

As you know, the feigned quote has been a bad habit of mine lately.

no way was the stuff posted on that site real. it was satire.

we know bears fans are idiots, c'mon..

I'm a newbie here. But when it comes to Jay Cutler, I'm no newbie at all. I've followed every game he's ever played. I did the same with John Elway, including High School, since we are the same age and he played in the same district I attended.

you really think someone has followed every game including of high school both cutler and elway....high school?

He can throw laser shots with both feet airborne. I have seen him throw a 35-yard frozen rope when his body was completely horizontal, off the ground, and draped with a 325 lbs. lineman.

Satire.

Elway scrambled straight up and down. Cutler, thanks to his porous o-line at Vandy, runs with a forward lean like a RB and his head swiveled, using vision and following blocks. You really have to see it to appreciate it.

Satire.

Do NOT mess around with Jay Cutler. He may look like a baby face, but that's it. He's stone-cold once that helmet gets on. And it's a fair bet that this QB is the strongest man in the stadium on any given Sunday. Pat Bowlen messed with Jay. Josh McDaniels messed with Jay. Now Jay plays for the team he wanted to play for since he was a little boy. They lost. Jay won.

Do i have to go on.