Bear Fan Comedy - An Unbiased Review Of Jay Cutler

[KYPack]

The guy was a real goof, Ty.

Read the whole thing and check it out.

[SnakeLH2006]

Snake's Take:

2 things really stand out:

1) Bear fans (all two of ya) ONLY come out on Bear/Cutler threads to say insanely stupid ass shit. You 2 make Partial look like Patler. Yeah, pretty much. Like 2 excited teenagers getting ready for a new Halo or something. Jesus already. Post with stats, knowledge, insight. Less...homerism, all-or-nothingisms, BEARS ARE BESTEST EVER YOU SUCK would be great.
2) Nerdman is Partial's 4th screenname after Partial, AaronRodgers, Cornholio. WTF? How many you need bro to get your point across?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The guy was a real goof, Ty.

Read the whole thing and check it out.

ty read the whole thing, it is satire. i'm losing respect for you.

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Bear Fan Comedy - An Unbiased Review Of Jay Cutler

He scares the living crap out of opposing defenses. He can do anything and they have no idea what he will do on any given play.

People LOVE to compare Jay Cutler to both Brett Favre and John Elway, both SB Champions and HOF's (future in Favre's case).

Is this fair?

Of course it is. Jay is that talented and that's who he reminds people of when they see him play. I have seen all three play, and have followed Elway's career about as close as it could be followed.

Jay Cutler is already better than John Elway OR Brett Favre. He's that good.

To tell you the honest truth, he's the best QB I've ever seen play the game in the 40 years I've been watching it. And as a John Elway fan since he played HS, that's hard for me to say.....but it's the truth. He's better.

He's the Michael Jordan of the NFL.

Tyrone, look at all the Bear fans responding to this guy with "great post".


It's like listening to a 13 year old little girls gush about the Jonas Brothers.


Bear fans.

[KYPack]

The guy was a real goof, Ty.

Read the whole thing and check it out.

ty read the whole thing, it is satire. i'm losing respect for you.

We disagree.

The guy was serious. He did Tank-like stuff, stating that Cutler benched 225 30 times when it was 23, etc. A hedging lie like that ain't satire, it's simple minded fan fawning over a newly acquired player.

I'm very sorry to have lost face with the "living in cardboard boxes crowd".

(Yeah, I know, that satire, too.)

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Re: Bear Fan Comedy - An Unbiased Review Of Jay Cutler

He scares the living crap out of opposing defenses. He can do anything and they have no idea what he will do on any given play.

People LOVE to compare Jay Cutler to both Brett Favre and John Elway, both SB Champions and HOF's (future in Favre's case).

Is this fair?

Of course it is. Jay is that talented and that's who he reminds people of when they see him play. I have seen all three play, and have followed Elway's career about as close as it could be followed.

Jay Cutler is already better than John Elway OR Brett Favre. He's that good.

To tell you the honest truth, he's the best QB I've ever seen play the game in the 40 years I've been watching it. And as a John Elway fan since he played HS, that's hard for me to say.....but it's the truth. He's better.

He's the Michael Jordan of the NFL.

Tyrone, look at all the Bear fans responding to this guy with "great post".


It's like listening to a 13 year old little girls gush about the Jonas Brothers.


Bear fans.

now that part is funny...borat like funny.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

The guy was a real goof, Ty.

Read the whole thing and check it out.

ty read the whole thing, it is satire. i'm losing respect for you.

We disagree.

The guy was serious. He did Tank-like stuff, stating that Cutler benched 225 30 times when it was 23, etc. A hedging lie like that ain't satire, it's simple minded fan fawning over a newly acquired player.

I'm very sorry to have lost face with the "living in cardboard boxes crowd".

(Yeah, I know, that satire, too.)

ky,

the responses are what is funny as scott noted.

the poster isn't serious.

To tell you the honest truth, he's the best QB I've ever seen play the game in the 40 years I've been watching it. And as a John Elway fan since he played HS, that's hard for me to say.....but it's the truth. He's better.

He's the Michael Jordan of the NFL.

if you dont' get the joke, you are really losing it.

[Scott Campbell]

I agree with KY - I think the guy was being sincere. He's just a major nerd.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I agree with KY - I think the guy was being sincere. He's just a major nerd.

i disagree, but as pt barnum said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public.

[KYPack]

I agree with KY - I think the guy was being sincere. He's just a major nerd.

i disagree, but as pt barnum said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public.

Hokay, TB.

You know what WC Fields said, "Never smarten up a chump."

That would be our Bear friend.

I don't think I've lost it yet, but if I have, I got company.

[Bretsky]

I think that dude is an extreme homeristic idiot; gotta agree with the majority

I'd doubt he even knows what satire is

[Scott Campbell]

I think that dude is an extreme homeristic idiot; gotta agree with the majority

I'd doubt he even knows what satire is

I don't think you can really call him a homer - he's more of a Cutler groupie. I don't think he ever followed the Bears prior to the trade.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I think that dude is an extreme homeristic idiot; gotta agree with the majority

I'd doubt he even knows what satire is

you really believe he believes and has seen cutler throw 35 yard frozen rope while in the air lateral with a lineman hanging on him.

i can't believe you guys would fall for this...the bears fans i could see.

if we replaced cutler with arod...nobody would believe the guy was serious.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I agree with KY - I think the guy was being sincere. He's just a major nerd.

i disagree, but as pt barnum said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public.

Hokay, TB.

You know what WC Fields said, "Never smarten up a chump."

That would be our Bear friend.

I don't think I've lost it yet, but if I have, I got company.

Go read it...the exaggerations are beyond ridiculous. as is is stated, if this was submitted here and you subbed arod for cutler..nobody would think the article was serious..

[KYPack]

Go read it...the exaggerations are beyond ridiculous. as is is stated, if this was submitted here and you subbed arod for cutler..nobody would think the article was serious..

Ty man,

I think the guy is an immature, synchophantic Bear fan.

You think he's the re-incarnation of Jonathan Swift

Do you really think there are Bear fans capable of the subtle, sophisticated humor that good satire requires?

I don't, but I also "give up".