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    Funny stuff
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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    the last line sums it all up

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    • #3
      Hahahaha! "stubbed his toe".

      Great article Tony.

      Thanks!
      "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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      • #4
        “We put an ad on craigslist for a quarterback today for practice, but nobody answered,” Schwartz joked.


        That was my favorite part
        Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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        • #5
          Who cuts their foot on carpet?

          “It wasn’t cut,” Schwartz said. “It stretched his foot, and it sort of tore up by the top where his toe is.”

          OK, who stretches his foot so it sort of tears up by the top where the toe (whatever that is) on carpet? Let alone someone who is athletically gifted enough to play 10 seasons in the NFL and, considering the salary he’s earned, probably can afford some high-end threads?
          He “sort of stubbed” his foot on some carpet and it required eight stitches?

          So what? Dante's skin doesn't work anymore either? Oops, I stretched my foot and it kind of just tore apart. Sometimes you just got to recognize the signs that it's time to die.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #6
            Culpepper always reminded me of a t-rex anyway. The lions have nothing to lose by going with stafford.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MichiganPackerFan
              Culpepper always reminded me of a t-rex anyway. The lions have nothing to lose by going with stafford.
              except to ruin him like a Carr or Harrington
              Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tony Oday
                Originally posted by MichiganPackerFan
                Culpepper always reminded me of a t-rex anyway. The lions have nothing to lose by going with stafford.
                except to ruin him like a Carr or Harrington
                Very valid point.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MichiganPackerFan
                  Originally posted by Tony Oday
                  Originally posted by MichiganPackerFan
                  Culpepper always reminded me of a t-rex anyway. The lions have nothing to lose by going with stafford.
                  except to ruin him like a Carr or Harrington
                  Very valid point.
                  Not saying they won't anyway! lol It just seems like if you are a Lion QB you get your rookie contract...make sure you invest that well...and 3 back-up QB job contracts...I bet this is negotiated in the CBA that if you are drafted as a QB by the Lions you automatically get 3 back-up jobs through your career...because no matter what goes into that team broken and worthless is what comes out!
                  Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                  • #10
                    Maybe it was just Culpepper’s way of avoiding being the Lions’ starter.
                    When he's healed he will tweak a hammie - not pull a muscle, but get a bite on his throwing hand from his kid's pet hamster.
                    2025 Ratpickers champion.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pepper out and Lions Luck continues!

                      Is Eric Hipple ready for a comeback?

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                      • #12
                        I wonder if William Clay Ford paid someone to pull up the carpet so Culpepper would get hurt and Ford could see his new toy on the field right away.

                        Those crazy Fords!
                        "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                        KYPack

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                        • #13
                          No he traded in Pepper for the new kid because he got the $4,500 from Obama!
                          Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                          • #14
                            Brian Brohm would be a significant upgrade on Detroit's roster.
                            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tony Oday
                              “We put an ad on craigslist for a quarterback today for practice, but nobody answered,” Schwartz joked.


                              That was my favorite part
                              When I read that I had to check the link to make sure it wasn't an article from The Onion! I was kinda surprised to see the article was serious.

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