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  • #16
    Originally posted by channtheman
    Originally posted by Tony Oday
    “We put an ad on craigslist for a quarterback today for practice, but nobody answered,” Schwartz joked.


    That was my favorite part
    When I read that I had to check the link to make sure it wasn't an article from The Onion! I was kinda surprised to see the article was serious.
    well it is about the LIONS so how serious can it really be?
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SkinBasket
      Who cuts their foot on carpet?

      “It wasn’t cut,” Schwartz said. “It stretched his foot, and it sort of tore up by the top where his toe is.”

      OK, who stretches his foot so it sort of tears up by the top where the toe (whatever that is) on carpet? Let alone someone who is athletically gifted enough to play 10 seasons in the NFL and, considering the salary he’s earned, probably can afford some high-end threads?
      He “sort of stubbed” his foot on some carpet and it required eight stitches?

      So what? Dante's skin doesn't work anymore either? Oops, I stretched my foot and it kind of just tore apart. Sometimes you just got to recognize the signs that it's time to die.
      Either Dante's living in somebody's basement or he has a Zen Buddhist thing going on and has rocks as a carpet.

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