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In these troubling times it is good to know that there is one sure way to make money. Gambling.
Each week Ty will give you 3 games that are locks. You will make money. By the end of the season you will be up, big time. Partial, fuck the 401, the roth, the house....why take 30 when you be done in one.
1. Dallas vs. Bucs. Dallas is giving the points. Bucs are a mess. Raheem Brock is the black Morty Mohrinweg. Bucs acquired Kellen Winslow, good. Brock wants to have a power run game, you need a blocking TE. That ain't Winslow. The Boys have 3 pro bowlers on their OL...the bucs have jimmy wilkerson and ryan sims on the DL. Yuck. In the "we kept our OC you didn't" contest, go with BigD.
2. Pats vs. bills. Pats giving points. GQ is back and he has all the weapons. His line is good. Pats defense is young and untested. bills have a nice defense, but no marshawn. Lots of rookies on the oline. In the "we kept our OC you didn't" redux, take the Pats.
3. vikes vs. browns. Vikes giving points. Mangini didn't want to name his qb, but he will have to play someone. Browns run defense has been putrid since..well, they were reborn in 99. Peterson could have a field day, though with a Ryan as coordinator, some crazy scheme to stop him could be in play. Ty suggest hiding some cutlasses in their unis..fits with Ryan's cute pirate look. In the "we kept our first year OC, but maybe we shouldn't have" take the vikes. Oh, yeah, i heard the vikes got a new qb.
Now, i realize that some of you may have an ethical dilemma placing a bet on the vikes, so i made one more super selection for you.
Cards vs. Niners. Cards giving points. Niners went 5-4 after Singletary took over. Cards limped into the playoffs and went on a run, barely beating the Niners to do it. Cards have performed lacklusterly in preseason, Q is not going to get many snaps and hasn't practiced since b4 the GB game, Fitz doesn't play great against the niners, breaston has been dinged, and the superbowl hangover is in full effect. Fun fact, Cards haven't had a 100 yard rusher in week 1 since Stump Mitchell in 88 (fuck you KY, i'm ready for THE CITADEL PART 2: WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT UP NORTH) In a "please coach, don't drop your trousers again" contest, take the Niners.
Each week Ty will give you 3 games that are locks. You will make money. By the end of the season you will be up, big time. Partial, fuck the 401, the roth, the house....why take 30 when you be done in one.
1. Dallas vs. Bucs. Dallas is giving the points. Bucs are a mess. Raheem Brock is the black Morty Mohrinweg. Bucs acquired Kellen Winslow, good. Brock wants to have a power run game, you need a blocking TE. That ain't Winslow. The Boys have 3 pro bowlers on their OL...the bucs have jimmy wilkerson and ryan sims on the DL. Yuck. In the "we kept our OC you didn't" contest, go with BigD.
2. Pats vs. bills. Pats giving points. GQ is back and he has all the weapons. His line is good. Pats defense is young and untested. bills have a nice defense, but no marshawn. Lots of rookies on the oline. In the "we kept our OC you didn't" redux, take the Pats.
3. vikes vs. browns. Vikes giving points. Mangini didn't want to name his qb, but he will have to play someone. Browns run defense has been putrid since..well, they were reborn in 99. Peterson could have a field day, though with a Ryan as coordinator, some crazy scheme to stop him could be in play. Ty suggest hiding some cutlasses in their unis..fits with Ryan's cute pirate look. In the "we kept our first year OC, but maybe we shouldn't have" take the vikes. Oh, yeah, i heard the vikes got a new qb.
Now, i realize that some of you may have an ethical dilemma placing a bet on the vikes, so i made one more super selection for you.
Cards vs. Niners. Cards giving points. Niners went 5-4 after Singletary took over. Cards limped into the playoffs and went on a run, barely beating the Niners to do it. Cards have performed lacklusterly in preseason, Q is not going to get many snaps and hasn't practiced since b4 the GB game, Fitz doesn't play great against the niners, breaston has been dinged, and the superbowl hangover is in full effect. Fun fact, Cards haven't had a 100 yard rusher in week 1 since Stump Mitchell in 88 (fuck you KY, i'm ready for THE CITADEL PART 2: WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT UP NORTH) In a "please coach, don't drop your trousers again" contest, take the Niners.
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