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Setting up my 1-800 #.
Suck it, Brandon Lang.
Suck it, Brandon Lang.
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75% this weekend rats.
Hope you bet your house payment, and now are reaping the rewards. Take the little lady out for a steak dinner. By her some frilly lingerie. Put the champale on ice...cause you'll be gettin some sweet lovin.
Remember, nice feels as good as money won. Work is for suckas!
Ty will be back with his picks for next week on friday or saturday.
P.S. Gex, don't fuckin parley you dope.
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Damn, never again
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Sorry folks, a bit late with the picks. A few to many margs at Los Dos Molinas and then a steady stream of svedka vodka and off brand sprite while playing Beatles Rockband deterred me from posting last nite. BTW, Ty will say his enjoyment of Rockband was enhanced by playing the Mac bass, but it was diminished by having to play lame songs like Bulldog. Don't kid yourselves, the Beatles wrote some crap.
Anyway, Ty was 4-0 last week, but only 3-1 against the spread.
This weeks picks:
1. Buffalo vs. Tampa. Buff giving points, 5. When TB played GB, it was the Battle of the Bays..this is the battle of coaches who fired their offensive coordinators in a last ditch effort to save their jobs. Mr. Brock, you are gonna lose that battle. TB is awful, and Ty will ride their awfulness to the bank. Bucs have a better chance of surviving Niagara falls in a barrel than winning this game. Take Buffalo.
2. Oakland vs. KC. KC giving points. Ty is on the Oakland bandwagon. They are appreciable better than last year. Seymour is a beast. Word outta KC is Cassel is moving around better. Sounds like Ty's aunt florence after her hip replacement surgery. Oakland wont' even need the points, they are gonna flat out win.
Ty knows...dreadful games. Remember folks, betting isn't about watching good games, it is about COLD HARD CASH!!!
3. Eagles vs. Saints. Line has changed from saints getting 1 to even. Ty is going off the reservation. Saints have a dreadful record on the road against teams with an over 500 record. Fuck it, take the saints.
BONUS PICK:
Jets vs. Pats. Pats giving. Lots of talk. Jets squawking. Something about not kissing rings. Pats have more SBs this decade than Jets have division crowns in 40 years. This game shoulda been the Jets', but Ty firmly believes that too much talking by the Jets angers the football gods. Take the Pats. Mr. Ryan, methinks you won't be kissing a ring, but someone's ass.Comment
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Was Ty, when he typed "Fuck it, take the Saints", exhaling or inhaling?Comment
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Ty doesn't know. Ty writes his predictions like Nostradamus...in a trance.Originally posted by Tarlam!Comment
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We called it scofing when I was a lad. That's 20 years ago, though. Today, it's being in a trance? We go backwards in time.Comment
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It sounds more like "scofing" is what a person is doing when he's having sex with his scone...."The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."
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Originally posted by Tarlam!
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Well, folks, you know Ty doesn't like to blow his own horn, but.....
Yep, a solid 3 for 3 in my picks, but Ty has to say his bonus pick was a bust. Shoulda known as i mentioned it in the game thread....brady is not back, and it will take 2 years minimum for him to be right.
Recap:
7 of 8 straight up
6 of 8 against the spread
Don't miss next week where i have several locks and moneymaking trends.Comment
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Aren't they still playing in Buffalo?Comment
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does it make a sound??Originally posted by esoxx
I may have jinxed myself.Comment
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Cleft Crusty has put his entire salary on the line based on Ty's picks. 500 bucks has turned into a cool 2K.Comment
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Buy Mrs. Crusty something...remember, every kiss begins at Kay!!Originally posted by Cleft CrustyComment
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I bought her a new washing machine. Perhaps that's why she isn't talking to me. You could say my scheme has succeeded.Originally posted by Tyrone BiggunsComment
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