Jones to the IR, Packers claim NT Green from Jets

[mraynrand]

at this point we are signing guys that can walk...,

Now your just being silly....hold on...phone is ringing!

Woot..that was Dom. Watch out for the 5'9" 230 lb. DE next week!!

Yup just got the call!!! 5'10" 180 return man here!!! Look out Lee Im coming!!!!

Hey, I just became a grandpa and we KNOW grandpas can play in this league, right??? C'mon Dom, what you waiting for! I have less gray hair and am (possibly) less gimpy than that QB up in Minnesota! And I promise I won't do any texting! Give me a call! 215 and only about 30% body fat! Dom? Dom?? Hello???

This is fun. I don't know why we needed all of those waiver LB's. I'm waiting for my call up. 6'2 240 lbs, last clocked in at a 5.3 40, O.O

6'3" 215 (well, 210) TE - but I can put on the weight! I can beat Finley in the three cone and run about a 5.4 40. I will bite people in the fumble pile.

Will you piss on their hand towels also?

As part of marking my territory, absolutely.

[Guiness]

Hey, what about a 5'11" 175lb safety? As an added bonus, I've had the same surgery on my toe as the reining DPOY! I've never played against Polk High, but I'm sure if I had, I would've scored 5 TDs!

I also promise no texting!

[Sparkey]

He actually looks like a player here and not just a fat ass.



A pre-tackle tackle

[steve823]

I say we bring back big ol Grady Jackson.

[Fritz]

6' 1" 180 lb . . . special teams coach.

Hey, I can't do any worse than Slocum!

[MJZiggy]

at this point we are signing guys that can walk...,

Now your just being silly....hold on...phone is ringing!

Woot..that was Dom. Watch out for the 5'9" 230 lb. DE next week!!

Yup just got the call!!! 5'10" 180 return man here!!! Look out Lee Im coming!!!!

Hey, I just became a grandpa and we KNOW grandpas can play in this league, right??? C'mon Dom, what you waiting for! I have less gray hair and am (possibly) less gimpy than that QB up in Minnesota! And I promise I won't do any texting! Give me a call! 215 and only about 30% body fat! Dom? Dom?? Hello???

Congrats Gramps!

[Pugger]

We can start calling our defense this year "The Stranger" pretty soon because it's going to be different w/different personnel every week.

lol makes it hard to gameplan against us

[Pugger]

at this point we are signing guys that can walk...,

Now your just being silly....hold on...phone is ringing!

Woot..that was Dom. Watch out for the 5'9" 230 lb. DE next week!!

Yup just got the call!!! 5'10" 180 return man here!!! Look out Lee Im coming!!!!

If these injuries continue he'll even call me (5'7', 160) ...!

[bobblehead]

at this point we are signing guys that can walk...,

Now your just being silly....hold on...phone is ringing!

Woot..that was Dom. Watch out for the 5'9" 230 lb. DE next week!!

Yup just got the call!!! 5'10" 180 return man here!!! Look out Lee Im coming!!!!

If these injuries continue he'll even call me (5'7', 160) ...!

That size has punt returner written all over it.

[mmmdk]

I think I like the H. Green signing

[HarveyWallbangers]

From JSO.

NFC North players on injured reserve (this doesn't even count the three players who haven't played yet because they are on the PUP):

NFC NORTH

Green Bay (10, 5) – RB Ryan Grant **, TE Jermichael Finley**, LB Brad Jones**, LB Nick Barnett**, S Morgan Burnett**, CB Josh Bell, S Derrick Martin, LB Brady Poppinga, DE Justin Harrell, DE Mike Neal.
Minnesota (2, 1) -- WR Jaymar Johnson, CB Cedric Griffin **.
Detroit (6, 1) – LB Zack Follett **
Chicago – (3, 0) -- LB Hunter Hillenmeyer, DT Averell Spicer and RB Harvey Unga.

**denote starter

Pretty grim.

[Joemailman]

What makes the Packers situation unusual is the at the 2 DE positions and OLB, not only have they lost the starter, but also the backup. Poppinga, Neal, and maybe even Harrell would be starting if they were healthy.

[Tarlam!]

From JSO.

NFC North players on injured reserve (this doesn't even count the three players who haven't played yet because they are on the PUP):

NFC NORTH

Green Bay (10, 5) – RB Ryan Grant **, TE Jermichael Finley**, LB Brad Jones**, LB Nick Barnett**, S Morgan Burnett**, CB Josh Bell, S Derrick Martin, LB Brady Poppinga, DE Justin Harrell, DE Mike Neal.
Minnesota (2, 1) -- WR Jaymar Johnson, CB Cedric Griffin **.
Detroit (6, 1) – LB Zack Follett **
Chicago – (3, 0) -- LB Hunter Hillenmeyer, DT Averell Spicer and RB Harvey Unga.

**denote starter

Pretty grim.

Interesting. A lot of people have started calling for M3's head, but have the opinion that he'll survive due to the mass of injuries to starters.

Considering most of the injuries are to defensive players. and considering the offense is misfiring, I dunno if he gets a pass.

[pbmax]

6' 1" 180 lb . . . special teams coach.

Hey, I can't do any worse than Slocum!

The only question is why haven't you applied sooner?

[MJZiggy]

6' 1" 180 lb . . . special teams coach.

Hey, I can't do any worse than Slocum!

The only question is why haven't you applied sooner?

'Cause he's the only dude in his neck of the woods to still have his current job...