Favorite Bears Joke

[mraynrand]

Where is Dabaddest Bear?

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[mraynrand]

I'm betting these guys show up early drunk

[Iron Mike]

[get louder at lambeau]

An anxious woman goes to her doctor and says, "I'm a bit nervous...can you get pregnant from anal intercourse? "



"Of course", he replies, "Where do you think Bear fans come from?"

[sheepshead]

[MichiganPackerFan]

This is my favorite Bears joke is Rex Grossman.

Of all things, this is what i thought of first!

[get louder at lambeau]

Did I really write "This is my favorite joke is..."?? I'm getting dumber and dumber. Next thing you know, I'll start agreeing with Retail.

[Fritz]

That Cutler cartoon is hilarious. Especially the interception/conga line.

[mmmdk]

That Cutler cartoon is hilarious. Especially the interception/conga line.

Oscar material

[CaptainKickass]

That Cutler cartoon is hilarious. Especially the interception/conga line.

+1

[RashanGary]

Leader of Da Bears

[vince]

Lovie Smith wanted to find out how the Packers got to be such a good team, so he travelled up to Green Bay and met with McCarthy.

Lovie: "What is it that makes your team so good coach?"

McCarthy: "That's easy Lovie. Aaron, come here a minute."

Rodgers: "Yeah coach?"

McCarthy: "Aaron, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Rodgers: "That's easy coach. It's me."

McCarthy: "There you go Lovie. You have to have a smart QB."

So Lovie travelled back to Chicago and immediately went up to Jay Cutler.

Lovie: "Jay, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Jay thought for a minute and said, "Hang on a minute coach."

Cutler went up to Urlacher and asked, "Hey Brian, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Urlacher: "That's easy Jay. It's me."

Cutler goes back to Lovie and says, "Hey coach, I know the answer! It's Brian Urlacher!"

Lovie: "You idiot Jay! We're never going to win it all! It's Aaron Rodgers!"

[mraynrand]

Lovie Smith wanted to find out how the Packers got to be such a good team, so he travelled up to Green Bay and met with McCarthy.

Lovie: "What is it that makes your team so good coach?"

McCarthy: "That's easy Lovie. Aaron, come here a minute."

Rodgers: "Yeah coach?"

McCarthy: "Aaron, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Rodgers: "That's easy coach. It's me."

McCarthy: "There you go Lovie. You have to have a smart QB."

So Lovie travelled back to Chicago and immediately went up to Jay Cutler.

Lovie: "Jay, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Jay thought for a minute and said, "Hang on a minute coach."

Cutler went up to Urlacher and asked, "Hey Brian, who's your dad's brother's nephew?"

Urlacher: "That's easy Jay. It's me."

Cutler goes back to Lovie and says, "Hey coach, I know the answer! It's Brian Urlacher!"

Lovie: "You idiot Jay! We're never going to win it all! It's Aaron Rodgers!"

That's funny. But with a lot of these jokes, you have to believe somewhere, some Bears fans are telling the same jokes but with the blanks filled in differently (and incorrectly, so the jokes don't make sense)

[vince]

A Chicago family of pro football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Green Bay Packers #12 jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk with mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Aaron Rodger's jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go see your father."

Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer #12 jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Rodger's jersey for Christmas".

The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that!"

About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today."

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you whiny-ass Bear fans."

[Pugger]

A man goes to the Chicago Bears ticket office and inquires about purchasing Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the Super Bowl.

The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bears ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bears Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the Super Bowl.


This goes on for an entire week. The man again goes to the Bears ticket office inquiring about Super Bowl tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the Super Bowl.


Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bears Super Bowl tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!"


The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that."