It's Bear Week I

[Freak Out]

I fucking hate the local FOX affiliate....97 percent of the country gets the Packers/Bears...not me. Oh no....the fucking Seasquawks vs the Cardinals will be shown here. Cockbites.

[Joemailman]

I fucking hate the local FOX affiliate....97 percent of the country gets the Packers/Bears...not me. Oh no....the fucking Seasquawks vs the Cardinals will be shown here. Cockbites.

None of these places close to you?

Alaska
1. Club Oasis 4801 Old Seward Highway Anchorage 99503 907-561-9157
2. Crossroads Lounge 1402 Gambel Anchorage 907-276-5613
3. Marlintini's Lounge 9121 Glacier Highway Juneau 99801 (907) 789-0799
4. Moose Creek Lodge, 3560 Old Richardson, North Pole 99705 (907)488-9378
5. Panhandle Bar 312 West 4th Ave. Anchorage 99501 907-277-9311
6. The Elmendorf Air Force Base NCO Club Anchorage (907) 753-5205
7. The Hilton Hotel 500 W. 3rd Ave. Anchorage (907) 272-7411
8. The Peanut Farm 5227 Old Seward HWY Anchorage (907) 563-3283
9. The Petroleum Club 3301 C. Street, Suite #120 Anchorage 99503 (907) 563-5090
10. The Whaler 171 Muldoon Road Anchorage 907-338-9466

[Freak Out]

Sure....I'll walk over to Humpys though.

http://www.humpys.com/anc/

[MJZiggy]

I fucking hate the local FOX affiliate....97 percent of the country gets the Packers/Bears...not me. Oh no....the fucking Seasquawks vs the Cardinals will be shown here. Cockbites.

Oh quit whining. I get Iggles/Giants. And the only true Packer bar in town is closing its doors in two weeks.

[Freak Out]

Have you seen the Seasquawks?

[MJZiggy]

Have you seen the Seasquawks?

The only decent bar in town is closing in two weeks!!! You should fly out and we can go watch, then we can hit dogfish.

[MadtownPacker]

I fucking hate the local FOX affiliate....97 percent of the country gets the Packers/Bears...not me. Oh no....the fucking Seasquawks vs the Cardinals will be shown here. Cockbites.

Too bad. Sounds like you need to quit smoking your meth and start selling it so you can pay for Sunday ticket.

Shits playing locally down here, fox game of the week. Come down and get locced and watch it.

[Guiness]

The only decent bar in town is closing in two weeks!!! You should fly out and we can go watch, then we can hit dogfish.

Dogfish. Wow, first beer you mention. You are indeed a woman after my own heart. I thought so, but now I'm sure.

[mmmdk]

Great thread; I'm pumped up for sunday.

[MJZiggy]

Dogfish. Wow, first beer you mention. You are indeed a woman after my own heart. I thought so, but now I'm sure.

Dogfish has an alehouse right near my house. Freak and I have been talking about going there for years.

[Iron Mike]

Sure....I'll walk over to Humpys though.

http://www.humpys.com/anc/

We'll be happy to visit with you HERE sometime:

http://www.humpys.com/anc/about/humpys-in-hawaii

Looks like the old Kona Hard Rock Cafe.....

[Iron Mike]

Thanks, Lambeau Lampoon.....

WINDY SHITTY
If any of you feel like driving on the worst roads in America and having to pay tolls for the privilege, let me help you plan your weekend in Illinois. Allow for plenty of extra time because driving in Illinois is a fate worse than death. Construction is unavoidable, as are assholes. Anyone attempting to traverse the country in a motor vehicle comes to a screeching halt the moment he or she crosses the Illinois border. Why? Because Illinois ought to wiped from the face of the planet. It is a wretched shit-hole of pure awfulness. Cars do not move on Illinois highways. They remain in park for weeks on end. Should traffic clear for a moment and your car is able to pass 35 mph, you will be treated to spectacular Illinois views of power lines, landfills, assholes, and soy fields. No one can stand to live there, which is why everyone runs to Wisconsin on the weekends. Fuck these people with their shitty roads and ridiculous mustaches.

Their team lost the NFC championship game to the Packers, who went on to win the Super Bowl. No matter what they say, shove that back in their stupid, fucking faces. Urlacher sucks. Lovie's cover-2 sucks. Jay Cutler will be pissing in a bag before the end of September from all the abuse his poor excuse for an offensive line subjects him to. Devin Hester sucks. Virginia McCaskey sucks pole for $5 on the brown line El train.

FIBS like to tailgate and honk at visiting fans on game weekends. Slow way down. Swerve and do not let them pass. Cause delays. The FIBS are obviously in a rush to experience the panoramic views of landfills and power lines the Illinois horizon offers. Be sure to tell all the toll booth operators exactly how and where they can fuck themselves. Reminding them about the Packers victory in the NFC championship game is also a good idea.

[swede]

Chicago is surrounded by a concrete ring of hell that sucks money out of innocent motorists at the rate of thousands of dollars a minute 24 hours a day to feed the mob and corrupt politicians. It would be worth the radiation sickness to have the terrorists nuke Chicago first.

[Pugger]

Every summer when we return to GB we don't bother going thru Chicago anymore. We go to Paducah, KY and then up thru Illinois to Rockford. It is a long day to spend in FIB land but those highways aren't too congested.

[pbmax]

Every summer when we return to GB we don't bother going thru Chicago anymore. We go to Paducah, KY and then up thru Illinois to Rockford. It is a long day to spend in FIB land but those highways aren't too congested.

No need! They finally finished most construction on the Dan Ryan and 294. And it'll be a least a year until they start something huge again. Though Indiana is already tearing up their portion of the Skyway.

My last two trips around the Cape of Good Chicago weren't bad at all, actually.