Unofficial World Cup Thread de 2014

[wootah]

It's his third time.

Take that, Tyson!



Last time he got a long suspension, so I'm curious what's next. In Futbol, you can get ounished for unnoticed foul play as well. It's only when the ref has judged it, no further investigation can take place. That's not the case here, so I guess that was his last game in some time...

[pbmax]

I think they separated him from his mother too young for soccer academy.

[Guiness]

Hadn't seen that close-up Wootah. Looks pretty damning, I wonder why the referee didn't do something? I guess if he didn't see it happen, he didn't see it, and that's the end of the discussion.

A red card to Suarez could've changed the outcome of that game.

[Freak Out]

They can't call what they don't see. Now if it was witnessed it should have been red carded. It is going to be interesting to see what comes of it.....this shit is blowing up. Is there a three bites rule in FIFA?

[Joemailman]

Well, they were playing Italy after all. Maybe Suarez thought Chiellini would taste like Fettucini.

[Guiness]

Best prop bet ever: a Norwegian guy made a bet that Suarez would bite someone, and won about $1000 on a $5 wager! Odds were 174:1, which I'll say were a little long, considering he's done it twice already in a lot less than 350 games!

[MadScientist]

The guy who was bitten should have just kicked the fucker in the nuts then stomped on his mouth so hard he'd never leave teeth marks on someone again. Who cares if it's a red card, it would be worth it, and it might draw the interest of an American audience.

[Freak Out]

That last free kick from Messi is un-fucking real.

[mraynrand]

Fletch: he truly defines grace under pressure!

[red]

American Armed Forces personnel are doing all that they can to help.

i heard a funny on the radio yesterday or monday, the guy asked if it was possible for the US to open up some bases in brazil or argentina

i got a good laugh

[red]

so uraguay is claiming that the suarez bit and the picture of the bite mark were photo shopped and that the whole thing never really happened

they claim its a conspiracy brought on by the european teams and leagues to discredit suarez

they're conveniently forgetting about the hundreds of millions of people that saw it happen live, and leaving out the fact that the jackass has already done it twice before

[Joemailman]

"God, I hate the Germans" - Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Go USA!!!

[woodbuck27]

so uraguay is claiming that the suarez bit and the picture of the bite mark were photo shopped and that the whole thing never really happened

they claim its a conspiracy brought on by the european teams and leagues to discredit suarez

they're conveniently forgetting about the hundreds of millions of people that saw it happen live, and leaving out the fact that the jackass has already done it twice before

Put him down.

[Guiness]

so uraguay is claiming that the suarez bit and the picture of the bite mark were photo shopped and that the whole thing never really happened

they claim its a conspiracy brought on by the european teams and leagues to discredit suarez

they're conveniently forgetting about the hundreds of millions of people that saw it happen live, and leaving out the fact that the jackass has already done it twice before

One of the Uruguay players said it wasn't a bit mark, it was a mole!

I don't care what punishment they levy him, but part of it should be to complete some counseling before they let him back on the field.

[wootah]

4 months suspension. He has some time for therapy now.