And a happy new year. I hope you believe in Jesus because, well, I'm a Christian. Enjoy!
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Need to be West for a white christmas this year.
Merry Christmas Rats!
And Happy Holidays and New Year as well. Will be with In-Law who is Lions fan. Win is a must after the early season debacle and Badger loss to Ohio State (their alma mater). Brutal year so far that will forgotten with win on Sunday.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.
I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.
Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.
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Call in sick.Originally posted by Tyrion Lannister View PostNobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.
I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.
I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.
Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.
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Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.Originally posted by sharpe1027 View PostCall in sick.
I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.
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