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Originally posted by Tyrion Lannister
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Trade your shift or trade jobs. If it's really a burger flipping (burger nuking,more likely) establishment, there are plenty more out there to choose from. Good luck and God bless."Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck -
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Family guy- Christmas gone bad
Merry Christmas Packerrats ... Happy Holidays and Be Happy whatever your religious beliefs are.
It's so complicated these days ! Ohh screw it........
MERY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL and ALL I REALLY WANT IS:
A Packer VICTORY over the Detroit Lions ...The Number 2 Seed Baby !!
GO PACKERS ! GO PACK GO !** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. ThoreauComment
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Originally posted by Tyrion Lannister View PostNobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.
I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.
I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.
Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.
It's Christmas and being a traditionalist:
"Job 30:24 " Yet does not one in a heap of ruins stretch out his hand "
So ....you have to work Ehh ! ...Here's my Christmas gift for you Packer Fan. Nothing to cheer you up like a rousing work song
Now get in there and flip those burgers and listen to the game with some audio device.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. ThoreauComment
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Be Careful ! Have a safe holiday and don't piss off your wife, girlfriend ....MOM !
Family Guy - Lois's Christmas Rampage** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. ThoreauComment
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I want to start by telling each one of you how disappointed I am...
Wait, wait... wrong holiday. That was 2 days ago.
Merry Xmas Rats!When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.Comment
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Originally posted by denverYooper View Post
Merry Christmas, especially to all you Jewish Rats. And Happy Hannukah to those of the Christian persuasion.
And Happy Kwanza, Mad."The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."
KYPackComment
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Merry Christmas, Rats!Who Knows? The Shadow knows!Comment
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Ohh Fritz !Originally posted by Fritz View Post
X10.
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. ThoreauComment
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and ............the Winner of the dance contest is...........
It's Christmas so...............DANCE !Last edited by woodbuck27; 12-25-2014, 11:43 AM.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. ThoreauComment
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Oh, ok Merry Xmas assholes...Comment
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I think this is the third XMAS you have posted this. It's becoming a tradition.Originally posted by Pugger View Post
Just like the sugar free candy my sister sends me every year. Woke up this morning with diarrhea. I suppose it was not necessary to eat entire bag.
I think you should continue posting the do-wop reindeer, and perhaps next year I will exhibit some self-control.Comment
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Sure I do.Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
I was him last nite.
Those little suckers know it's me, but they want to believe so bad, they suspend their disbelief.
Those kids have pure happiness, they are superior beings.Comment
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Indeed. My eight year old totally gets that Santa is impossible but he believes nonetheless.Originally posted by KYPack View Post
Watching my five year old pop bubbles is the best thing ever. 100%, unadulterated joy.Comment
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