Official 2015 Free Agency/Contract Extension Thread

[pbmax]

More like ODed on Robitussin. It is flu season.

All I know is that they took the good stuff out of NyQuil and winter hasn't been the same since.

[mraynrand]

All I know is that they took the good stuff out of NyQuil and winter hasn't been the same since.

there's always hiberNol..

https://screen.yahoo.com/hibernol-sleep-baby-000000476.html

[denverYooper]

More like ODed on Robitussin. It is flu season.

There was a time way back in the days of yore when the dextromethorphan in robitoussin was relatively unadulterated. Nowadays kids have to deal with all of the extra scrap they put in. It really puts a damper on the experience. Gone are the days of running around in the church camp parking lot feeling like you can fly and examining the boundaries where metaphysics melds with reality and trying to pull some tongue on the side.

Now it's just sitting around all grumpy, posting on some divebar internet forum.

[red]

back when i was young i wasn't allowed to have robitoussin

if i got sick while at the grandparents house they pulled the bottle labeled "irish whiskey" out of the liquor cabinet

[KYPack]

back when i was young i wasn't allowed to have robitoussin

if i got sick while at the grandparents house they pulled the bottle labeled "irish whiskey" out of the liquor cabinet

Red, I totally believe this story.

[BZnDallas]

There was a time way back in the days of yore when the dextromethorphan in robitoussin was relatively unadulterated. Nowadays kids have to deal with all of the extra scrap they put in. It really puts a damper on the experience. Gone are the days of running around in the church camp parking lot feeling like you can fly and examining the boundaries where metaphysics melds with reality and trying to pull some tongue on the side.

Now it's just sitting around all grumpy, posting on some divebar internet forum.

We called it Robo-ing DY. Drink a whole bottle, keep it down as long as you could and wait to see what happens. It was a cheap thrill, haha!!!

[pittstang5]

We called it Robo-ing DY. Drink a whole bottle, keep it down as long as you could and wait to see what happens. It was a cheap thrill, haha!!!

I knew a guy in college that used to "Robo" all the time. He'd go to the Pharmacy, steal a bottle, chug it down as fast as he could and be whacked out of his gord all night. Then, on top of that, drink beers with us all night. I wonder what happened to him. He's probably some big shot CEO now.

[Guiness]

I knew a guy in college that used to "Robo" all the time. He'd go to the Pharmacy, steal a bottle, chug it down as fast as he could and be whacked out of his gord all night. Then, on top of that, drink beers with us all night. I wonder what happened to him. He's probably some big shot CEO now.

Did anyone else's grandmother have quaaludes?

[denverYooper]

I knew a guy in college that used to "Robo" all the time. He'd go to the Pharmacy, steal a bottle, chug it down as fast as he could and be whacked out of his gord all night. Then, on top of that, drink beers with us all night. I wonder what happened to him. He's probably some big shot CEO now.

I had a buddy like that in college. He once got sick after eating a few tablespoons of nutmeg because it contains an LSD derivative. He was a crazy son-of-a-gun who'd stay up all night getting crazy but he finished with nearly a 4.0 and went on to become a dentist.

[mraynrand]

I had a buddy like that in college. He once got sick after eating a few tablespoons of nutmeg because it contains an LSD derivative. He was a crazy son-of-a-gun who'd stay up all night getting crazy but he finished with nearly a 4.0 and went on to become a dentist.

[Bossman641]

We called it Robo-ing DY. Drink a whole bottle, keep it down as long as you could and wait to see what happens. It was a cheap thrill, haha!!!

I've always heard it called leaning. Cough syrup, sprite and a jolly rancher

[pbmax]

And Johnny Jolly went to jail for all your sins.

[Joemailman]

Vince Wilfork signs with Houston for 2 years, 9 million, 5 million guaranteed. The price for Raji has to be less than that, right?

[Carolina_Packer]

Has anyone else heard the conspiracy theory about Chip Kelly that he's just loading up free agents like Bradford and Murray as trade bait to move up and get Mariota?

It makes a little sense, given how Kelly is loading up at QB and RB. Bradford doesn't really fit the scheme, and would be a curious guy to count on coming off of another knee injury. Murray may have played his best football last year, but look how little respect RB's get anymore, given that you can find good running easier than some other positions, and that OL in Dallas is loaded for bear. How would the Eagles get Murray, Matthews, Sproles, and Chris Polk enough carries to keep them effective?

So, if any of this rumor is true, are they prepared to stick with Bradford if nobody wants him in a trade to allow the Eagles to move up and draft Mariota?

1(1) Buccaneers-Likely Winston
2(2) Titans-May not go QB with Mettenberger as the #1, not sure they would want Bradford or Murray
3(3) Jaguars-no QB needed, but they were considering Murray in FA.
4(4) Raiders-This is the team with a lot of cap space, but no need for Bradford, but possibly Murray
5(5) Redskins-They have RG3, and they have a lot of money tied up in him, but they might be willing
6(6) Jets-They now have Fitzpatrick, and they have cap space, but I'm not sure they would take Bradford in a trade for #6
7(7) Bears-Mariota likely won't fall below #7, and the Bears wouldn't take either player to move back.
8(8) Falcons-same as Bears
9(9) Giants-same as Bears
10(10) Rams-um, no

[pbmax]

Vince Wilfork signs with Houston for 2 years, 9 million, 5 million guaranteed. The price for Raji has to be less than that, right?

I was just coming here to post that very thought.