ODE TO TED---TOP 10 HITS and TOP 10 MISSES

[George Cumby]

Unlike the rest of you weak-kneed pussies, I am a real Man and a real Packer Fan and I willingly and readily admit that I wish for the Packers to fail in spectacular fashion. EVERY SEASON. Because I don't care quite as much as Wist. Only Wist truly cares, the rest of us schlumps are a bunch of toadies and pretenders worshipping at the feet of the gilt feet of a false idol.

Wist is The One. When will you heathenistic simpletons understand that? Wist is the lone voice in the wilderness, he is the Muad'Dib to our Choam-Harkonnen conspiracy. Only Wist truly Believes. Bow down before the Messiah, maggots.

Or something like that.

[mraynrand]

^^^ Well someone drank too much sandworm bile tonight. How was the spice orgy, George?

[pbmax]

Unlike the rest of you weak-kneed pussies, I am a real Man and a real Packer Fan and I willingly and readily admit that I wish for the Packers to fail in spectacular fashion. EVERY SEASON. Because I don't care quite as much as Wist. Only Wist truly cares, the rest of us schlumps are a bunch of toadies and pretenders worshipping at the feet of the gilt feet of a false idol.

Wist is The One. When will you heathenistic simpletons understand that? Wist is the lone voice in the wilderness, he is the Muad'Dib to our Choam-Harkonnen conspiracy. Only Wist truly Believes. Bow down before the Messiah, maggots.

Or something like that.

You forgot "toady, cowed and bent lickspittle acolytes of Ted".

[George Cumby]

^^^ Well someone drank too much sandworm bile tonight. How was the spice orgy, George?

Sandy. Real sandy. I gotta shakeout my fruit of the looms.......

[George Cumby]

You forgot "toady, cowed and bent lickspittle acolytes of Ted".

"Lickspittle". How could I omit that one? I am ashamed.