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  • #16
    If we can activate the time machine for schwartz, I call dibs on slapping Mike Sherman when ever he felt like making personnel decisions
    All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

    George Orwell

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
      If we can activate the time machine for schwartz, I call dibs on slapping Mike Sherman when ever he felt like making personnel decisions
      which ones? Bringing in Al Harris or drafting Javon Walker, or drafting Ahmad Carroll and Joey Thomas?

      I don't understand the Sherman hate when there are so many other delicious options.

      Right now I kinda wish Harlan was coaching.
      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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      • #18
        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        which ones? Bringing in Al Harris or drafting Javon Walker, or drafting Ahmad Carroll and Joey Thomas?

        I don't understand the Sherman hate when there are so many other delicious options.

        Right now I kinda wish Harlan was coaching.
        Brett Conway rocked! Especially stealing him in the 3rd round.

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        • #19
          How is it nobody listed Bill Belichick yet? His cheating face deserves a good fist.
          2025 Ratpickers champion.

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          • #20
            Billicheat and Carroll the gum chomper.
            Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
              which ones? Bringing in Al Harris or drafting Javon Walker, or drafting Ahmad Carroll and Joey Thomas?

              I don't understand the Sherman hate when there are so many other delicious options.

              Right now I kinda wish Harlan was coaching.
              Sherman? If for no other reason, he gets punched for carrying 2 punters for an entire season. Ya, cuz something you have to worry about is the punter who couldn't make your squad getting scooped up. Don't try and put him on the ps, gotta keep him on the 53!
              --
              Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
                Brett Conway rocked! Especially stealing him in the 3rd round.
                That kid was pretty talented but someone needed to settle him down after the rough patch. He went out and practiced until he was injured. He had a heck of a leg.

                The one McGinn hobby horse I do agree with is that coaches still treat kickers like they are a combination of unknown technology and hazardous material; they don't understand how they work, they don't want to know and they want to get rid of them if they continue not to work before they infect the team. M3 doesn't treat them like lepers (and his support of Mason during his lost year was almost brave), but the most astute observation I have ever heard about a kicker from the Packer staff is "he is really striking the ball well/not well".
                Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                • #23
                  How about Denny Green?
                  "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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                  • #24
                    If you're playing the time machine game, I'd have to choose Mike Shanahan. Definitely face AND balls. Today, ole Pete fur shur.

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                    • #25
                      our last two departed special teams coaches
                      TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Bretsky View Post
                        our last two departed special teams coaches
                        Mike Stock?

                        He was stupider than the other goof!

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                        • #27
                          Hank fucking Stram. Loudmouth.

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                          • #28
                            You can't punch the man who gave us 'matriculating down the field'!

                            You can have a go at Buddy Ryan instead.
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #29
                              It's all Petey for me.



                              That guy should have taken a shot right there. BAM!

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                              • #30
                                Top choice by far:

                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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