The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[Smidgeon]

Then let me be the first to nominate TE Blake Annen as a future prime candidate.

Seems like it, but he'd be the fuckdooglest of fuckdoogles if he makes it since he's fresh to the practice squad and hasn't yet made it to the 53.

In fact, I put forth Josh Walker as a potential, if there's another line injury.

[George Cumby]

The award winners can be discussed without questioning the validity of powers granted by having the word "official" in the thread title. I like Goodell's style. Therefore, I will tell you what the process is only after you fail to meet the requirements of the process.

Ah. This almost makes sense.

I do believe that we are over complicating the matter, however. In the source material whence the Barney Fuckdoggle name was born in a heavenly light, the great sage, Chris Collingsworthless was quoted as really liking this Fuckdoggle guy. I do believe, Mr. Cullingsbutterwirth is the ultimate arbiter on whether one is worthy of the BFA.

[sharpe1027]

Ah. This almost makes sense.

I do believe that we are over complicating the matter, however. In the source material whence the Barney Fuckdoggle name was born in a heavenly light, the great sage, Chris Collingsworthless was quoted as really liking this Fuckdoggle guy. I do believe, Mr. Cullingsbutterwirth is the ultimate arbiter on whether one is worthy of the BFA.

Agreed. I will maintain order in the absence of direction from the great sage.

[George Cumby]

Let it be written.

[pbmax]

Wow. That escalated quickly.

[sharpe1027]

Seems like it, but he'd be the fuckdooglest of fuckdoogles if he makes it since he's fresh to the practice squad and hasn't yet made it to the 53.

In fact, I put forth Josh Walker as a potential, if there's another line injury.

Good call out.

[George Cumby]

Idle hands, my friend, idle hands.........

[pbmax]

If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?

Its the (Craig) Heimburger Uncertainty Principle.

[bobblehead]

I just feel like it should be Barney McFuckdoggle. Not sure why, but the Mc makes it complete.

[sharpe1027]

I just feel like it should be Barney McFuckdoggle. Not sure why, but the Mc makes it complete.

Your suggestion is duly noted and denied. Good idea, but the official thread title is already set.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Your suggestion is duly noted and denied. Good idea, but the official thread title is already set.

I'm with bobblehead. I appeal your denial...with an amendment: that it should be Stubby McFuckdoggle, which seems so complete as to be damn near inherent.

[George Cumby]

I just feel like it should be Barney McFuckdoggle. Not sure why, but the Mc makes it complete.

You need to cool your jets. You're gonna do to the Barney Fuckdoggle what Reebok did to CrossFit. Take something cool, original, cutting edge and turn it into so much mainstream pablum. You might as well turn it into the fucking ESPY's fer chrissakes.

The Fuckdoggle is about the underdog, the no name, the one in a million chance, not the 25 ga-jillion served.

And you are a true sonuvabitch, I now can't get "McFuckDoggle" out of my head.

[pbmax]

McDogglefuck rolls off the tongue better than McFuckdoggle.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Your suggestion is duly noted and denied. Good idea, but the official thread title is already set.

Man, I love the cut of your jib. Hard but unfair. I'm a sucker for a dictator who projects strength and honor.

[mraynrand]

You need to cool your jets. You're gonna do to the Barney Fuckdoggle what Reebok did to CrossFit. Take something cool, original, cutting edge and turn it into so much mainstream pablum. You might as well turn it into the fucking ESPY's fer chrissakes.

The Fuckdoggle is about the underdog, the no name, the one in a million chance, not the 25 ga-jillion served.

And you are a true sonuvabitch, I now can't get "McFuckDoggle" out of my head.

I used to work at the golden arches - we got used to putting "Mc" in front of everything. "McCumby, you're just being a total McFucker," we'd say.