The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[sharpe1027]

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas

That is all.

[George Cumby]

Waitaminit.

I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?

[Maxie the Taxi]

Waitaminit.

I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?

Rand?

[Fritz]

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas

That is all.

Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.

[sharpe1027]

Waitaminit.

I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?

First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."

[sharpe1027]

Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.

How about Alonzo Harris or maybe even Abbracadabra?

[Fritz]

Well, I'd like it to be Harris or Abby-normal, but only if it's because as a safety precaution they're holding Lacey or Adams out.

[George Cumby]

First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."

How are we supposed to appeal if we cannot question the content, therein? Can you explain the process by which such appeals may be filed?

[Maxie the Taxi]

If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?

[sharpe1027]

If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?

I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.

[Harlan Huckleby]

First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."

Exactly. You got to be firm with the riff-raff around here, they'd complain about the rope they were being hung on.

[George Cumby]

Fuckin thing is making my neck itch.

[Smidgeon]

Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.

Well, the award is incumbent upon someone to get injured or unable to play or plays exceptional in their tiny rotational snaps.

Palmer stepped in for Barrington.
Elliot had five snaps and caused two turnovers.
Thomas replaced Matthews at dime ILB when Matthews rushed from the OLB position when the Packers were ahead.

So unless we're predicting another injury (e.g. if Cobb aggrevates his shoulder and Monty puts together a 100 yd day, Crosby stubs his toe and Starks wins a game with a 45 yd kick) which are not truly predictable and never desirable, the next fuckdoogle winner is likely to come from those players with only a few snaps in the rotation: Janis, Gaston, Gunter, etc.

I hereby make a motion that Mulumba is also no longer eligible should he start performing due to the number of opportunities he has already had.

[sharpe1027]

How are we supposed to appeal if we cannot question the content, therein? Can you explain the process by which such appeals may be filed?

The award winners can be discussed without questioning the validity of powers granted by having the word "official" in the thread title. I like Goodell's style. Therefore, I will tell you what the process is only after you fail to meet the requirements of the process.

[Maxie the Taxi]

I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.

Then let me be the first to nominate TE Blake Annen as a future prime candidate.