This is how I see the NFC playing out. The AFC is such as stodgy conference that it is extremely stony to give a fuck about it.
North
Packers 15-1: Pack fans, time to book your hotel room, buy your tickets and get your Purple Drank ready, cos, Houston, here comes the Pack!
Vikings 8-8: Johnny Football would look good in purple. Fortunately for the Packers, Bears and Lions, Zimmers dislikes QBs who like rap music.
Bears 7-9: Tis' Cutler's last stand.
Lions 4-12: A lost season. Lions head coach in 2017: J-Mac. "We're just trying to win the motherfucking game!" Classic.
West
49ers 11-5: Kap returns to form and ignites a revolution, and he continues to sit/knee gallantly each time the anthem - a song that lyrically entices "American" imperialism, capitalism and racism - plays.
Cardinals: 10-6: Ain't got nothin' to say 'bout this team, so allow me to quote Coldplay: Lying in the gutter, aiming for the moon/Trying to empty out the ocean with a spoon...
Rams 6-10: Goff struggles so much, he starts reading Mein Kampf.
Seahawks 3-13: Shakespeare said it best: War? I hate the word as I hate hell and all Seagulls.”
East
Giants 12-4: Giants offense becomes the greatest show on earth since NWA.
Redcoats 7-9: "You like that?!?!" sounds awfully a lot like something taken right out of a John Holmes flick. I am not sure what's more offensive, "Redskins" or Ottawa "Redblacks".
Cowboys 6-10: Cowboys start season 0-10. Injury-prone Romo returns in week 11 and Cowboys win next 6.
Eagles 2-14: Eagles tanks the season to draft LSU hotshot RB Leonard Fournette #1 overall. Problem is, they've traded away their 2017 1st rounder in the Wentz deal. Oh well, perhaps the Vikes will finish 1-15.
South:
Panthers 11-5: Newton is even more arrogant that Aaron Rodgers. Hey Cam, learn to win with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair. Ditto, Claymaker.
Falcons 10-6: Ryan is, without a doubt, the coolest QB in the NFL.
Saints 7-9: Brees throws for an NFL record 7,000-plus passing yards; Saints lack defense.
Bucs 3-13: Bucs should move to Orlando and change their name to the Orlando Breakers.
Playoffs
Wildcard:
49ers over Falcons
Panthers over Cardinals
Divisional:
Packers over Panthers
49ers over Giants
NFC Title:
Packers over 49ers
Super Bowl:
Packers over Patriots
North
Packers 15-1: Pack fans, time to book your hotel room, buy your tickets and get your Purple Drank ready, cos, Houston, here comes the Pack!
Vikings 8-8: Johnny Football would look good in purple. Fortunately for the Packers, Bears and Lions, Zimmers dislikes QBs who like rap music.
Bears 7-9: Tis' Cutler's last stand.
Lions 4-12: A lost season. Lions head coach in 2017: J-Mac. "We're just trying to win the motherfucking game!" Classic.
West
49ers 11-5: Kap returns to form and ignites a revolution, and he continues to sit/knee gallantly each time the anthem - a song that lyrically entices "American" imperialism, capitalism and racism - plays.
Cardinals: 10-6: Ain't got nothin' to say 'bout this team, so allow me to quote Coldplay: Lying in the gutter, aiming for the moon/Trying to empty out the ocean with a spoon...
Rams 6-10: Goff struggles so much, he starts reading Mein Kampf.
Seahawks 3-13: Shakespeare said it best: War? I hate the word as I hate hell and all Seagulls.”
East
Giants 12-4: Giants offense becomes the greatest show on earth since NWA.
Redcoats 7-9: "You like that?!?!" sounds awfully a lot like something taken right out of a John Holmes flick. I am not sure what's more offensive, "Redskins" or Ottawa "Redblacks".
Cowboys 6-10: Cowboys start season 0-10. Injury-prone Romo returns in week 11 and Cowboys win next 6.
Eagles 2-14: Eagles tanks the season to draft LSU hotshot RB Leonard Fournette #1 overall. Problem is, they've traded away their 2017 1st rounder in the Wentz deal. Oh well, perhaps the Vikes will finish 1-15.
South:
Panthers 11-5: Newton is even more arrogant that Aaron Rodgers. Hey Cam, learn to win with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair. Ditto, Claymaker.
Falcons 10-6: Ryan is, without a doubt, the coolest QB in the NFL.
Saints 7-9: Brees throws for an NFL record 7,000-plus passing yards; Saints lack defense.
Bucs 3-13: Bucs should move to Orlando and change their name to the Orlando Breakers.
Playoffs
Wildcard:
49ers over Falcons
Panthers over Cardinals
Divisional:
Packers over Panthers
49ers over Giants
NFC Title:
Packers over 49ers
Super Bowl:
Packers over Patriots

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