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    Martinez and Ryan Need Nickname

    Blake Martinez and Jake Ryan need a nickname. Blake 'n Jake is far too easy and a portmanteau might trigger a singularity or at least a recursive algorithm.

    The Two Jakes would have been nice if Mr. and Mrs. Martinez had as much foresight as Mr. and Mrs. Ryan.

    Ideas?

    Also the two fourth round picks make this defense as good as its been since 2010.

    http://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/33645/shake-n-bake-jake-n-blake-by-any-name-packers-like-linebackers-ryan-martinez
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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    If they play badly on Sunday, we can call them "Dumb and Dumber."
    If they play well we can call them "Starsky and Hutch."
    If it turns into a clownshow we can call them "Laurel and Hardy."

    Wait, I got it. Martinez is hispanic, Ryan's mom is, too...and those two ILB's are cleaning up messes these days . . . so . . .

    "Spic and Span"
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

    KYPack

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    • #3
      ooooh that's good. Matthews is the one who looks like old TV Starsky anyway.

      (it just occurred to me maybe you didn't know exactly what you said hahahahaha)
      What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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      • #4
        The off-white hopes?

        All kidding aside, we did come up with Claymaker. It took a few years for it to permeate to the media, but we have the potential to influence this one too.
        No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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        • #5
          RYTINEZ.

          Pronounced: RYE-tea-nez.

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          • #6
            Surf & Turf
            Bruise Brothers
            Lenny & Squiggy

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            • #7
              Jon & Ponch

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                If they play badly on Sunday, we can call them "Dumb and Dumber."
                If they play well we can call them "Starsky and Hutch."
                If it turns into a clownshow we can call them "Laurel and Hardy."

                Wait, I got it. Martinez is hispanic, Ryan's mom is, too...and those two ILB's are cleaning up messes these days . . . so . . .

                "Spic and Span"




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                • #9
                  Fritz beat me to spic and span.

                  I assume Ryan is Irish. How about spic & mick?

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                  • #10
                    I kinda like Jon and Ponch, but that might just be a sign of age.
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                      I kinda like Jon and Ponch, but that might just be a sign of age.
                      I feel a poll coming on.

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                      • #12
                        Gold Dust Twins



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                        One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                        John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                          Fritz beat me to spic and span.

                          I assume Ryan is Irish. How about spic & mick?

                          That's it!

                          Spic and Mick.
                          "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                          KYPack

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                          • #14
                            spic and mick - winner

                            That'll stick like grease. Prolly spur another surprise cut or two.

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                            • #15
                              I was thinking Jon and Ponch when I saw the thread title. Jake and Ponch.
                              "There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson

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