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[Anti-Polar Bear]

Not really. I paid off my first house and was winning 20,000+ per year playing 10/20 PLO and NL Hold’em until they shut down online poker.

Why aren't you living in Vegas? If I had your kung fu and your bankroll, I'd be in Vegas grinding it out at the tables.

Not sure about PLO, but the popular NLH is mainly a game of chance. Say, you're playing 5/10, you have $1000 in front of you and you're in position. A chick with a stack of $700 acts first with QQ and raises to 50. The guy next to her, sitting with a stack of 2000, calls with 5, 7 of clubs. You have A,K off-suited, and since you're in position, you decide to re-raise to 120. The chick with QQ calls. The guy with suited cards think for a bit before calling. On the flop, you flopped the nut straight. Chick with QQ hits her set and goes all in. Suited guy, hoping to force you to fold, re-raises all in with a flush draw. What the fuck are you supposed to do, fold? You shove all your chips. The turn is a blank card. The river doesn't pair the community cards, but lo and behold, it's a club, even tough the chick and you each hold a club.

Game of chance.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

j-law can't act for shit. she just plays every character the same, thats not acting at all

and she's like a 7 IMO, i really don't find her all that hot, very average looking to me

Not true. But you're right about one thing: she's consistent. Consistently outstanding.

She's a 10 in my book, although I'd prefer not to denote women by numbers. That's sexist.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

She's American and a leftist, so that means she has a shitty attitude and would be a bitch to be around; she's a millenial, so that means she's ignorant and can't carry on a conversation with words that have more than two syllables; and, she's white, so that means she's gonna be fat and have bumpy cellulite pasty white skin sagging all over the place when she gets past 40.

No thanks to all of that

See Onion thread in FYI.

[ThunderDan]

Why aren't you living in Vegas? If I had your kung fu and your bankroll, I'd be in Vegas grinding it out at the tables.

Not sure about PLO, but the popular NLH is mainly a game of chance. Say, you're playing 5/10, you have $1000 in front of you and you're in position. A chick with a stack of $700 acts first with QQ and raises to 50. The guy next to her, sitting with a stack of 2000, calls with 5, 7 of clubs. You have A,K off-suited, and since you're in position, you decide to re-raise to 120. The chick with QQ calls. The guy with suited cards think for a bit before calling. On the flop, you flopped the nut straight. Chick with QQ hits her set and goes all in. Suited guy, hoping to force you to fold, re-raises all in with a flush draw. What the fuck are you supposed to do, fold? You shove all your chips. The turn is a blank card. The river doesn't pair the community cards, but lo and behold, it's a club, even tough the chick and you each hold a club.

Game of chance.

Except over time you will win money. The percentages are in your favor. You may lose that time and the next but over 100 hands you will have a nice stack in front of you.

If that hand breaks you and takes your bankroll you are playing too high of stakes.

[woodbuck27]

There are exceptions... however rare

She's looking 40ish; but to emphasize a more important fact it's pretty obvious her ancestry is made up of 'physical genetically inferior'all white Caucasian Genes.

She also likely has too much money to waste eating chocolate and candy.

[woodbuck27]

Why aren't you living in Vegas? If I had your kung fu and your bankroll, I'd be in Vegas grinding it out at the tables.

Not sure about PLO, but the popular NLH is mainly a game of chance. Say, you're playing 5/10, you have $1000 in front of you and you're in position. A chick with a stack of $700 acts first with QQ and raises to 50. The guy next to her, sitting with a stack of 2000, calls with 5, 7 of clubs. You have A,K off-suited, and since you're in position, you decide to re-raise to 120. The chick with QQ calls. The guy with suited cards think for a bit before calling. On the flop, you flopped the nut straight. Chick with QQ hits her set and goes all in. Suited guy, hoping to force you to fold, re-raises all in with a flush draw. What the fuck are you supposed to do, fold? You shove all your chips. The turn is a blank card. The river doesn't pair the community cards, but lo and behold, it's a club, even tough the chick and you each hold a club.

Game of chance.

Holy Cow Tank your spitting out Texas Holdem' Poker terminology that ThunderDEan might find a tad challenging. He's hardly a mature Adult.

I always say this and Poker.

Only the smartest and the dumbest Poker players lose BIG POTS. Poker is never about any hand but the Session is all.

I feel I can sit at a Poker Table with over the required time; 95 % of the entire World's self deemed GREAT Poker Players, and before the first hand is dealt. KNOW that I own their chips.

Poker is about 'common sense'and Math Skills; and some decent luck (you need good Pockets).

After that it's a Marathon not a Sprint.

[mraynrand]

^^^ If you guys are all such awesome poker players, where the hell are your private islands, jets, and yachts? Lets see some pictures!

[Upnorth]

Poker? I hardly knew her.

With the intersection of attractive girl and gambling that was occurring someone had to make this comment.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Holy Cow Tank your spitting out Texas Holdem' Poker terminology that ThunderDEan might find a tad challenging. He's hardly a mature Adult.

I always say this and Poker.

Only the smartest and the dumbest Poker players lose BIG POTS. Poker is never about any hand but the Session is all.

I feel I can sit at a Poker Table with over the required time; 95 % of the entire World's self deemed GREAT Poker Players, and before the first hand is dealt. KNOW that I own their chips.

Poker is about 'common sense'and Math Skills; and some decent luck (you need good Pockets).

After that it's a Marathon not a Sprint.

[pbmax]

^^^ If you guys are all such awesome poker players, where the hell are your private islands, jets, and yachts? Lets see some pictures!

I assume that playing poker for a living is a terrible life. No one I have seen on TV playing professionally looks happy.

Most football or baseball players exude some kind of joy, unless you are Steve Carlton. Poker players seem full-time miserable unless they are not playing and are just commentating.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

^^^ If you guys are all such awesome poker players, where the hell are your private islands, jets, and yachts? Lets see some pictures!

I had 2.5 million frogskins to my name in cyberspace, but it was seized by Dubya when he shut down online poker in ole USA.

Actually, unlike Woodbuck and the Thunder, I'm a losing player, despite studying the game on youtube rigorously, cos I'm unlucky and cos I have penchant for tilting after a bad beat. Fuck it, I've quit poker. It's been almost 2 weeks since I last played a hand.

[mraynrand]

Most football or baseball players exude some kind of joy, unless you are Steve Carlton. Poker players seem full-time miserable unless they are not playing and are just commentating.

Al Hrabosky! Dude was straight up insane, but he was still having fun! Carlton - lol.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I assume that playing poker for a living is a terrible life. No one I have seen on TV playing professionally looks happy.

Most football or baseball players exude some kind of joy, unless you are Steve Carlton. Poker players seem full-time miserable unless they are not playing and are just commentating.

Poker faces. I mean, the shark is not gonna look all jolly whenever he's dealt pocket aces. Sure, losing players do look miserable. It's a terrible game if you're not profiting.

To be profitable and able to set your own schedule, show up whenever you want, leave whenever you want. And exploit your fellow men greedily. That, my friend, is the essence of whatever junk Adam Smith preached.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

She's looking 40ish; but to emphasize a more important fact it's pretty obvious her ancestry is made up of 'physical genetically inferior'all white Caucasian Genes.

She also likely has too much money to waste eating chocolate and candy.

[pbmax]

Poker faces. I mean, the shark is not gonna look all jolly whenever he's dealt pocket aces. Sure, losing players do look miserable. It's a terrible game if you're not profiting.

To be profitable and able to set your own schedule, show up whenever you want, leave whenever you want. And exploit your fellow men greedily. That, my friend, is the essence of whatever junk Adam Smith preached.

Its not just while playing, its after the game. Some even seem jolly during the game to throw people off and then get depressive when its over.